emma

18+ side

[baby jane 🍓 @janedazey]

love josh o’connor i think he’s handsome and lots of fun but i don’t think we should have a james bond who is also a mouse detective

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

I have this fucked up gross sexual fantasy of eating soup with someone that tolerates me

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.

[Dingus Khan @dinguskhan123]

Making him work from.tbe hospital? He really is the american pope

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

lord please take his suffering and give it to trump and netanyahu and putin and ken paxton and greg abbott and david ellison

[hailey beaux¹³ 𓉸ྀི @hattrickhailey]

ALL OF CHICAGO NEEDS TO LOCK IN NOW. WE MUST MAKE A SACRIFICE TO LAKE MICHIGAN. PUT A ROSARY AROUND THE BEAN. PRAYER CIRCLE AT EVERY PORTILLOS IN THE CITY.

[jess @enchantedjess13]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy

[Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO @cool_hot_woman]

i would genuinely rather die than be married to mr big or donald draper but i would be ecstatic to be married to roger sterling. i could say i will not elaborate but at the slightest chance i know i will.

[kobe-wan kenobi @bshingu_]

this not being in North Carolina feels like treason

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Holy shit I finally did it
After 10 years of tireless effort
Long flights, hundreds of hours in the studio. I did it
I’m nominated for a Nick kids choice award.
I’m finally gonna get slimed.
I can feel it dripping down my scalp and into my eyes and nostrils
It tastes.. like freedom

[Kid Omega @flexcalibur]

I’m at a wedding in Sydney and my friend Harlynn said she hopes the wedding DJ plays “down under” by men at work. I said I I feel like the locals might find it cringey and she said “maybe it’s their Party in the USA” you don’t know. And wow, great point.

[Sarah @cunning_bug]

Girl I’m bored let’s drink on an empty stomach

[André Treiber @andrebttx]

The single possible event most likely to cause a blue wave in Texas

[Roony @Roonysters]

I’m getting the fatherly urge to abandon everything

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Idk maybe when Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face. There are a lot of fun "this guy said x and then was caught doing y" but there's only one instance where Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face, and that's the time Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face.

[Doc Sportello @TheDocSportello]

Sir Walter Raleigh in 1590 trying to figure out what happened to the Roanoke colony

[Maria @mlstrat]

i have some terrible news about my eunuchs

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

amc don’t give a fuck what you bring in that theater long as you got ya ticket

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i genuinely think a bespoke motivational speech from him might do the work of a year of therapy and that scares me