@ProfaneFeminist @Almost_Mensa @bbbennyndajetss One time when I was a teenager I took an order from a lady who wanted 4 double double burgers with mayonnaise AND ranch. *Extra mayo* Whitest order of my life. And yes, she complained about her fries not being "fresh". Lady, that vat of mayo was 12 years old, easily.
BREAKING: Today's Friday night massacre --> Louis DeJoy, Trump donor and the new postmaster general, sacked top Postal Service officials, and reassigned 23 postal executives.
The U.S. Postal Service is being hijacked in the middle of an election season.
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