Hitting weed pen in 2016: Best of Bob Marley on SoundCloud, send puppy filter Snapchat video to friend who will die next year
Hitting weed pen in 2026: Buy an exotic soda cookbook, Ghostwrite new song for Sade called “Your Love is a Phone”
Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.
"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂
@ironkaramazov@AIPAC “You responded to my take which means I am one hundred percent right” and I’m the schizo. Hurry up with this interaction you’re missing more fire tweets by Ben Shapiro
(stuck in a time loop) Sweetie, I’ve lived this day hundreds of times. Look, that guy is gonna sneeze (doesn’t happen) ok this must be the beta timeline, so that car is gonna run a red light (doesn’t happen) (getting desperate, switching to my Yoda voice) Trust me here you must
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
Glambot Director, Cole Walliser is notably absent at the 2026 #GRAMMYs red carpet after facing backlash for being rude to a potential client whom he assumed was poor.
Although he apologised with a sympathy bun and revealed he is half Chinese.