Matt Parfrey

I don't care who wins or who loses.
I'm just here for the memes.

[Matt Parfrey @collosalapostle]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them
What are we going to do?

[Capa Калáшникова @CapaKalashxoxo]

LMFAO I just blocked by Andrew Branca @LawSelfDefense 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[Matt Parfrey @collosalapostle]

Is now a bad time to mention that the last time we had a King Charles most of London burnt down?

[Matt Parfrey @collosalapostle]

I wonder how long I can make it through this year without drinking something with less than 40% alcohol content...

[Matt Parfrey @collosalapostle]

I am a walking encyclopedia of endless Tombstone references and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
#imyourhuckleberry #saywhen #shooting #airsoft #riftairsoft #thebombdump #pewpew https://t.co/rGFdpbWgQm

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

Stop being scared to be alone.

[Matt Parfrey @collosalapostle]

Not a bad place to stay at I'll say
#Scotland #Oban #holiday #niceplace #lovelyweather #scottishhighlands #highlands @ Gallanach Oban https://t.co/UGJqzoaR9C

[Matt Parfrey @collosalapostle]

Well hello there! Tell me, have you ever been colonised on behalf of the British Empire for access to your natural resources?
#airsoft #shooting #huzzah #fortheempire #britishempire #godsavetheking #itsjustameme https://t.co/81cfxO4Lqd

[Matt Parfrey @collosalapostle]

"Listen son I have no idea if it's 1943, 1964 or 1980, all I know is the space communists are that way." - Sun Tzu (probably)
#airsoft #shooting #suntzu #theartofwar #historyisfun https://t.co/IMEtw46fWw

[Matt Parfrey @collosalapostle]

POV: You are being judged for having the whole bacon sammich.

#dog #puppy #socute #canieatinpeaceplease https://t.co/UwlsPz6ISa

[Matt Parfrey @collosalapostle]

See this Instagram photo by @thedrunkpianoplayer https://t.co/qHZ3GyLuak

[Matt Parfrey @collosalapostle]

As Sun Tzu once said back in '72, "Fuck it's hot."

[Matt Parfrey @collosalapostle]

I don't know how this is going to play out, but I already know the memes are going to be absolutely goddamn fantastical.

[💸💸💸 @itsALLrisky]

@elonmusk Same energy

BTW, did you see that JBP was recently banned from the bird app? Strange times...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Literally …

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Politics is a sadness generator

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

Our nation needs your angry, accusatory, hot-take tweets right now more than anything else.

Double down. Froth at the mouth. Press your thumbs through the glass of your screen.

It's good for you.