Incorrigible Alice

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

[Incorrigible Alice @commessa]

Friend: “Job centre isn’t as busy any more.” Me: “They’re probably all dead.” #sadbuttrue

[Incorrigible Alice @commessa]

@everpresshq Plz reply to my earlier Tweet. Can I design something for free? I am disabled and am not in London from 21st June. #thankyouverymuch

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@SoVeryBritish Scotland Cypher

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@NoContextBrits CUNT

[robmanuel @robmanuel]

So D:Ream-rolled is a thing now. I like it. That really is a chef's kiss bit of real world trolling. And possibly the definitive moment that'll be remembered from this election cycle. Amazing.

[Incorrigible Alice @commessa]

Hi, can I design a t-shirt, please? @everpresshq

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What is happening?!
haha

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X Factor's Katie Waissel says household names have been victims of sexual assault https://t.co/sF7vyJ7wok

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Conservative-run anti-Ulez Facebook groups hosted racist and Islamophobic posts https://t.co/Sy2M2xuw7Z via @UE

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South West Water was ‘not honest’ about drought risk to water supplies, Environment Agency said https://t.co/Gws1jdkiM8 via @UE

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@robmanuel yes. on the daily.

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“I’m not a racist, I liked Little Britain!” ohstillfunny

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Well, what with the state of austerity these days… *eek* 3iykyk

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What’s something that’ll make a British person say, “ooh, someone’s doing alright for themselves”?

Someone said it to me because I had some M&S biscuits.

[Incorrigible Alice @commessa]

“You’d be feral within DAYS.” Oh @C4Gogglebox, how I love you.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How do you call this?

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

My son said he’s joining Twitter because he “likes people”, should I tell him.

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

New! Cassetteboy vs Liz Truss - Nu Tax Plan

You can support us at https://t.co/o7kwE1h2gy , we appreciate it now more than ever. Thanks!

#CPC22

[Incorrigible Alice @commessa]

Why not watch ‘Nice' on BFI Player? It's free! https://t.co/jAk7ye1f5I

[Goodreads @goodreads]

What's your favorite out of the books you've read so far this year?

[Incorrigible Alice @commessa]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary #yawn

[Darren @MandalorDarren]

92 days sober and yes I'm double bored on weekends