Fling of Prussia 🧐

whimsical purveyor of dread, polycrisis actor, psychopomp, poor man's bodhisattva

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

Men will literally volunteer to fight in a foreign legion in Ukraine, shit themselves after the first air strike, and immediately run to Poland instead of going to therapy…

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

One thing we’ve learned through all this is a giant Totenkopf on your chest doesn’t hurt your dating prospects in Maine

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Deadly bacteria found in the water systems of multiple major U.S. cities traced back to Mark Zuckerberg's $800 million data center.

[Stewart Robson @srob_]

Maine Democrats to Graham Platner:

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

He married his college sweetheart, has a women led campaign team and has never been accused of misconduct of any kind.

I think we all know why Haley and AIPAC are going after a brown man this way.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly

19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯

[Yann @Psychotic_rit]

Inshallah gozaimasu

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

So basically party insiders choosing the nominee again. Might even call them superdelegates!

[Juan Carlos 🇪🇸 @JuanKa__97]

Que guay los noruegos celebrando las victorias representando a los vikingos. Voto por hacer lo mismo. Cada gol de España echamos a un judío de nuestras fronteras.

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@SweatieAngle love a tight in the hips loose in the bust woman…

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@ah_pod he just sounds like that

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@blondederin I mean if we get the other teams to waste all their runs in those easy mode games and win the other 3 then boom .600 winning percentage

[Clint Warren-Davey @Clint_Davey1]

Wargamers like me get drawn into pike and shot warfare because of the precise, beautiful, geometric aesthetics.

Look at those. formations. Big squares with little squares on the corners. Very pleasing to the eye.

Plus the guys in those formations have flashy, colourful, over-the-top clothing.

10/10 aesthetics.

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@0ddette always thought Kingdom of the Isles was badass, that some fantasy realm shit

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@uncle_deluge I started playing again after like 4 years recently and was like: 🫨

[American Exception @Aaron_Good_]

Sports and physical education in general are part of a child's education and growth. They are a social good and should be provided in the same way that education is provided. Too many Americans are basically too brain damaged by capitalism to think straight.

[Reuben Rodriguez @ReubenR80027912]

This is VERY 2012, corporate chic coded & supports my theory that the C-Wonder era of female Millenial fashion was absolute peak

Mid Century modern furniture was all the rave & we were, for a brief moment, a society

We need mass bonfires of barrel pants to atone from straying

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@0ddette I’m going to pretend it’s the demon mask possessing you saying that… 😔

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@0ddette *how* personal? 🥴

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@0ddette is there anyone that hasn’t licked the wall?