david 🧃

From the Dave region. All others are sparkling Davids. (He/him)

[Liste @endliste]

Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

"midriff"? heh. trust me buddy, there ain’t nothing mid about this riff *starts playing enter sandman poorly*

[TacoRat @AlTacoRat]

McDonald's honey bustard sea uncle pussy fuck meal

[Epoch Nowell @chapofwessex]

TV licence to be extended to catching your reflection in a shop window

[float @notesbyfloat]

i don't use an "agent multiplexer", i don't have a "software factory", i don't run "adversarial reviews", i enter a single detailed prompt into the TUI, and if the results are garbage I KILL MYSELF

[Mousy @tylemol]

How everything feels

[Zak 🇪🇸 @ZG1999_]

Been belly laughing for the last 20 mins

[Ari Zerner @AriZerner]

If you see someone on here using a word that ends with -oid, you can safely disregard whatever they're saying. For instance, "A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors"

[megan @diarrheamegan]

I just found out americans don't take showers and lick themselves clean like a pussy cat! No wonder they are so fat and ugly

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away

[Ashley 🔨🌹 @propppplay]

americans be like "lol british people say hoover thats so weird" then say shit like criss cross applesauce

[zam @zamdoteth]

Saw a guy call it cuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch😭

[Maze @mazeincoding]

fun fact: if you use "load-bearing" in your prompt, opus 5.5 stops holding back

[Aditya Ramabadran @a_ramabadran]

“We used our models to understand the device”

[Trippy @Trippayy]

Blackjack is freaky as hell, wym the dealer busted?? 🤯

[Elai @elaifresh]

Huge facts this is actually one of the only non-doomer places on the entire internet

Reddit is completely full up with cynical losers. Instagram with neurotics. LinkedIn with gormless strivers.

This is it, for better or worse.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

software is dead - says man making software
that’s correct - says man also making software

the software engineer is dead - says man being software engineer
it’s over - says another software engineer

[Tim 🙂⏹️🙂 @MasterTimBlais]

ok japan is serving me weapons grade ai content holy shit https://t.co/yOkJXgU0r3