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[• @thyrellx]

Uploading a clean PDF of your resume to an application portal, only for the software to immediately demand you manually re-type your entire ten-year employment history into fifteen individual text boxes.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

jaldi se maan lo ki economy bahut grow ho rahi hai, nahi toh wo fir 300-400 crore ki ads lagwa ke manwayega

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Chandrashekhar Azad killed himself at Alfred park, before Britishers could capture him. Bhagat singh was smiling before he was hanged. People sometimes choose death over dishonour. Swara is taking up this issue only because the women committing Jauhar are making her peaceful invaders look bad.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

“The purpose of knowledge is action, not knowledge.”

— Aristotle

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I really fucking hate "Contact us for pricing." Just put the fucking price online. I don't want to waste your time and don't want you to waste mine. Let me know up front if it's in my budget. There is literally no reason for us to interact until I know what it costs.

[Satish Acharya @satishacharya]

Rs 22,000 crore loan waiver!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

A refund should not take 8 days. You took my money in 2 seconds, so don’t tell me you need 8 days to return it. If you can take my money instantly, you can return it instantly.

[.B🪖 @Boywrist]

No one wants to hear this but sometimes it’s your fault. Your life isn’t good and it’s your fault. You made bad decisions/ choices and sadly, these are the consequences of your actions.

[❤︎⁠ sab @ponyvillechud]

we’ve lived so long without ai why does everyone act like they can’t live without it now

[shipra @shipranotes]

Watching your collection of books grow is actually so fun until you have to move

[016🍃🗿 @_Pengman]

Announcing how you don't give a fuck is already a number of fucks given

[Simon Ritter @speakjava]

I'm rapidly discovering that the only way to use artificial intelligence effectively is if you have real intelligence...

[jason @morecjjj]

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

Don't choose year 2047 to develop the country, do it in 2027 instead.

- Indian Public.

[ryy @bigdihhhenry]

first in my bloodline to ignore whateva the bloodline believes in 😂

[Letty💖 @likeletty]

i applied for a job n they sent me 6 rejection emails. ALRIGHT BITCH I GOT IT?????

[elton @eltoowavy]

randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself