Connor Velasco

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

@ChrisAndrews315 @kristian_hila August 25th cannot get here soon enough! Sheridan opening up on the road to start their run at the dynasty? Absolutely buzzing!

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

@orindasfinest White cleats, powder blue jerseys. No one has ever looked/been faster on a football field

[Sam Connell @SConnell28]

Best Christmas ever! Shoutout to my brother-in-law @connor_velasco for getting me the @KFCradio @WhistlePigRye whiskey! @KFCBarstool @FeitsBarstool @nickhammy5 @JNics415 @mikeypavss

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

@FrankRybak @Xbox What a fantastic map! Getting your head sniped before you even make it halfway across. Nothing got me angrier

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

Remember in 2nd grade when being fast was an instant way to be popular? We should go back to that system. I’d watch a presidential foot race.

[Richard Varela @Rich_Boii726]

Pops named the boat HennySea🤦🏻‍♂️

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

@leibelmichael @conajam @timheidecker @ericwareheim @OfficialTandE @DaveyV23

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

@SConnell28 Can confirm. Aux was nailed

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

@Sarcasticluther @JohnFConnell57 @LizCon57 I thought you guys and Duds might enjoy this thread

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

This family is only made of winners @SConnell25 @SConnell28 @jconn93 Thanks to @StateGamesofMI I’ll compete with anyone to defend this. Summer Olympics being unlikely, I am the fastest, strongest, most high jump-est man on the planet. #Olympics

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

XFL executives right now

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

@TheNamesLarson a simple song to help you know how long to wash your hands

[Ryan Perry @rynprry]

The coronavirus asked for something spooky

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

@FrankRybak how would he know where we’re going?

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

It’s the 25th anniversary of John Candy’s passing. We cooked up a small tribute to a comedic genius and Canadian hero. If you haven’t seen much of his work, take a look at his films. He was a treasure. Thanks to @chriscandy4u and @therealjencandy. 🇨🇦

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

I can't recommend this incredible @SportsCenter recap of sports in the 2010's enough.

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

So you know how Avatar was just FernGully? Frozen 2 is just The Fifth Element.

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

@zachmilvo Send me your portfolio and you might find yourself in Grand Rapids come February 2020

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

@FrankRybak @YaBoySavage_ The man can do it all. I bet Sean Payton has a trick play where he throws himself a pass.

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

@FrankRybak @ckamka Yes! That’s my dude. Favorite baseball player hands down!

[Connor Velasco @connor_velasco]

@ChrisAndrews315 Fresh look! Can’t wait to see those beauties zipping up and down the field come Fridays in the fall. #Wyoming

[Conajam @conajam]

[pitching a movie to Tim Burton]

Me: so it’s a coming of age tale-

Tim: -about Johnny Depp

Me: ...no, a 12 yr old girl

Tim: perfect for Johnny

Me: I was actually thinking-

Tim, on the phone: Jon-ster, we’re gonna need more eye liner than usual