Controller Mike

Beagles. Humanist. No Talent Photography. LEGO. I don’t believe in loyalty politics.

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

Looking back, I think if I’d have been the first kid instead of the last kid, I’d have been the only kid.

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

You’re asking me what you should do? Take a look at my life. What makes you think you’d get good advice?

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

A few more wrong choices in my life and I could’ve smelled so much worse

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@HTownHDawg This is one I will agree with you on. Not that the guy has participated in terrorism. There’s no evidence of that. BUT it is very legitimate to consider who he associated with in a significant way. Me, wouldn’t vote for him.

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@LightOnLiberty @IngrahamAngle Or, hear me out, a way to make sure every registered voter has an opportunity to participate in democracy.

Challenge the process in court and prove fraud.

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@IngrahamAngle @bluemeenie Prove fraud.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@GuntherEagleman @HTownHDawg Challenge it in court. If you win, I’ll believe it.

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@Ken_bbFan Ok that’s funny.

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@HTownHDawg Actually in fairness I know you righties need time to organize your next coup attempt.

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@HTownHDawg Ha.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Imagine hating me and then finding out there’s a line.

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@HTownHDawg Tomatoes are gross. But I still have nothing but love for you.

[Old Guy @tabularosa5]

I’ve reached the point in life that a major concern is whether I have clean socks

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@Real_News123 @nickshirleyy Perhaps the stupidest comment of the day. Congrats.

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@nickshirleyy @Ken_bbFan Learn some basic accounting.

[Dr Pepper M.D. 🥤 @JustLikeMikee]

The algorithm is always wrong.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I'm gonna name my next dog Keith Richards so he will live forever.

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@KontraBot @TeamSteveHilton Let’s see how that list looks in November.

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@TeamSteveHilton @MzDazieMae Oh you poor deluded people. Add up all the votes for the Democrat candidates and add up all the votes for the Republican candidates, then reconsider this ridiculous comment.

[Controller Mike @controllermike]

@HTownHDawg Not commenting on the political take. But I would agree he is worthy of the death penalty if convicted, except that I oppose the death penalty on several grounds including that it lets the criminal off easy. Life in prison would be worse I think.