Michael

Retired. Love classic literature, particularly Dickens. Everything i say is reasonable, it’s the others. Opinions are my own.

[Michael @cookalot9]

@sahouraxo Do you not get tired of regurgitating lies and propaganda from terrorists all the time? It must be very wearying.

[Michael @cookalot9]

@ZackPolanski Were you born an idiot or does it take a lot of practice!🤡

[Michael @cookalot9]

@sahouraxo Actually Hamas uses places like this as arms dumps and command centres.

[Michael @cookalot9]

@ukhomeoffice You could try stopping the benefits and detaining everybody that comes illegally into the country. Just a thought.

[Michael @cookalot9]

@InsideLucysHead 🤣🤣🤣

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George was turning 90 this week, and his friends thought of doing something special for him...

So they planned to contact a high-class escort service and send him a nice surprise.

On his birthday, around 9 pm, when he was alone at home, the doorbell rang.

George thought, who could it be?

Then the doorbell rang again. He got up and walked up to the door.

As he opened the door, he was greeted by this young bombshell blonde, donned in a sexy little red dress with matching red lipstick and red heels.

As he says, 'Hi'

She replies, 'Are you, George?'

He says, 'Yes, I am'.

She says, 'I am from SuperSex'.

George pauses for a minute.

And then says nonchalantly, I'll have the soup, please.

[Michael @cookalot9]

@NotFarLeftAtAll D

[Michael @cookalot9]

@InsideLucysHead 🤣🤣🤣

[Los ingobernables del caribe🌴 @Losingoberm5nv]

🚨 ¡ESTO VA A ROMPER INTERNET!

Elon Musk acaba de soltar la bomba más loca de Neuralink:

“En los próximos 6 a 12 meses vamos a poner los primeros implantes de visión. Aunque estés 100% ciego de nacimiento, vamos a escribir directamente en tu corteza visual… y vas a ver.”

“Y eso es solo el comienzo. A largo plazo tendrás resolución ultra HD y superpoderes reales: verás en infrarrojo, ultravioleta y hasta radar. Literalmente como un superhéroe.”

El futuro ya no es ciencia ficción. Es Neuralink.

[Michael @cookalot9]

@ThatAlexWoman Do you want the right to unite or are you just blinded by your hatred of RL. I used to admire you but lately you sound very bitter🤨

[Michael @cookalot9]

@Jvnior This is complete and utter bollocks.🤡

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: English football legend Harry Redknapp has spoken out on the illegal migrant invasion of Europe:

"They're all young blokes. Where are the women? They know this is the land of milk and honey. We're getting overrun."

[Michael @cookalot9]

@velvtrr Actually like most people i’m sick of hearing about Gaza, can we just forget it🤡

[Michael @cookalot9]

@zarahsultana I think he means there’s too many arsholes like you in our country

[Michael @cookalot9]

@WasAcop Which clearly shows up the hypocrisy of muslims and those that bleat on about the ‘religion of peace’.

[Michael @cookalot9]

@InsideLucysHead 🤣🤣🤣

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A blonde got tired of blonde jokes...

One evening, she went home and memorised all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.

She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorised all the state capitals."

One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"

"N," she answered.

[Andrew Graham @SpitTheBluePill]

@campbellclaret But then they went home, so what’s the problem… 🧐

[Michael @cookalot9]

@campbellclaret Just look at the destruction they caused whilst there. Prick

[Michael @cookalot9]

@Jvnior Pure propaganda🤡