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Your life is a story that you tell yourself :')

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Bye it’s like the exact same pose lmao

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i have a low standup drive i j dont feel like doing it every day

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@WHO @pahowho @WHO_Europe @WHOEMRO @WHOSEARO @WHOWPRO @WHOAFRO @DrTedros As true as this FACT shared with CONFIDENCE by #WHO on 14.1.20

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I feel bad that spirit airlines had to shut down too. I keep reading all these stories of ppl loving spirit airlines and its so sad its j like asters ethiopian restaurant (austin)

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financial analysts simply updating their price targets to be 1.1x an upward trending stock: 🧠

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Omggg we should rename lauki bhaji to lowkirk bhaji in order to commemorate charlie kirk

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a sweet soul like me was never meant to be employed

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the ocean isn’t shark infested, for it is their home

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Betta Fish Behavior
According to PetMD, betta fish can recognize their human guardians. They usually swim about excitedly when they see their guardian approaching. They are very curious and will inspect new items put into their tank, which can help keep them mentally stimulated.

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Appetizers should be called de-appetizers like bruh im full now

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brushing teeth in the morning is like 😕 bruh i literally j did ts

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“i was hoping u wouldnt notice that” (etymology/origin of that phrase is (amateur level) chess btw)

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I must say that it is strange that ive seen the word milquetoast used 3 times this past month and none ever before

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adults r j extra abt work to cope with the fact that many of their best years r behind them and were spent working so the only way to rationalize it is to ensure that future generations suffer the same amt otherwise they have to face the reality that there was always a better way

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bored pooh: small fridge in hotel
european tuxedo pooh: minibar

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Austin water is turning its females bisexual. Mark my words

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“How can u ethically bring a child into a world like this” is propaganda by the elites to cull the population of the masses in order to keep more resources for themselves. Don’t fall for it; they have a much worse carbon footprint than any of us. Be sure to breed guys (if u want)

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Ppl keep tryna have convos w me abt software engineering being dead cuz of llms and what im gonna do or whatever and rather than entertain that convo for the n^th time, I’ll j gently redirect them to the cotton gin

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dude i hate it when u see some article or study or whatever that basically states that doing [some healthy habit, like exercise] for an [inordinately long amount of time/effort] lowers the risk for [some disease] by a [disproportionately small percent]

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Life hacks when u wanna stop ur car somewhere ur not supposed to: turn on hazard lights so when someone sees u they r gonna be like “he must be going thru smth rough”