Corinator

Traductrice, avide lectrice, animal lover et passionnée de culture qui pense trop souvent au voyage dans le temps. Toujours en attente de ma lettre de Poudlard.

[Elena @ElenaChainHelp1]

I feel sad when girls think guys can only relate to them sexually

Men are often equally interested in nachos and watching people fall down

[Corinator @CorinnePro]

@pedanticwitch Tu parles à une fille qui a pas de place pour un lave-vaisselle. No pitty, ahahah

[Dan O'Brien @OtherDanOBrien]

[Testing Cat-Human Translator]
Scientist: Cat, what is your name?
Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER
Owner: It's not working. His name is Socks.

[Corinator @CorinnePro]

@pedanticwitch Ahahah, Sears qui essaie de te vendre un lave-vaisselle!!!

[Zen’s Spunky Dunkers @ZenAndHopscotch]

Sorry I don't RT your beautiful love tweets. My dog's the only one I love that much & he's not on Twitter.

So I just read them aloud to him

[Corinator @CorinnePro]

People: Your hair looks good!

Me: I haven't washed it in a week, and I spilled coffee in it yesterday.

People: ...

[Corinator @CorinnePro]

@KimySentroper Comme toute sorcière qui se respecte!

[Corinator @CorinnePro]

My abs are pissed at me. I had the guts to EXERCISE THEM.

[Kim Viger @KimySentroper]

Plus on en parle moins c'est tabou! #bellcause

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Let’s talk about mental health so more people ask for help when they need it. RTs send 5¢ to support mental health programs. #BellLetsTalk

[Pierre-Olivier Boivin @POBoivin2]

#BellLetsTalk

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

*doesn’t have time to respond by typing words*

*spends 20 minutes picking out the perfect GIF*

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

For every retweet of this, Bell will donate 5 cents to Canadian Mental Health Programs, and I think that’s amazing. #BellLetsTalk

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

At this point the only reason to build a wall is to keep Americans from trying to escape across the border.

[Jade Munkii @MunkMania]

It's sad to see people be negative and fight against something vitally important to us all. Get the help you desperately need.
#BellLetsTalk

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

I just saw two homeless people making out, I told them to "get a room" then we all shared a big laugh.

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

Me: *sips coffee* It's going to be a fun day!

Facebook Memory: Don't forget, your dog died 2 years ago on this day.

Me: *goes back to bed*