Sloppy Thurston

Professional Board Certified Zyntologist

[Sloppy Thurston @corn_smuggler]

@rfkenmore I would say if I'm on the fence (not clothes) it tilts me towards "just buy it." But I think you're mostly right.

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@DerrickEvans4WV WHAT

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@ass_sandwich58 Yeah he can eat his own god damned clit. Guy was beyond lit when they won and now its "hey... lets be good sports." nah ion doinnat. Eat ur own asshole pal.

[Sloppy Thurston @corn_smuggler]

@ChiSpectator Significantly more passion at the podium for offenders than when questioned about victims.

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@ChicagoContrar1 Fucking despicable

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@CWBChicago Obviously will never happen but they should start releasing all footage of these incidents. Would have a positive impact on how the public views this bullshit. Harder to sweep under the rug.

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Sorry I didn't hit u back bro. I was at the No Kings Protest. Whats up??

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Trying to kick a 66 yarder twice.... After the kicker JUST missed it by 20 yards should be a FIREABLE OFFENSE!!!!!!!

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@BGOnTheScene Arrest all theatre kids

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@ChicagoContrar1 Why does he walk like that? His legs are so small and his body is so big

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@Tonyspicks5 +3 on the horns.... Don't be scared... Moneyline time....

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@NewsCloset @Austin__Berg They gave her $20K and told her to sit in the chair and say no. Couldn't even do that right.

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@NatCon2022 You're literally safer in a Ukrainian war zone than you are on US public transportation

[ESPN @espn]

THE WAIT IS OVER‼️

The journey to decide the next CFP champion begins now 🏆

[Sloppy Thurston @corn_smuggler]

@ass_sandwich58 @CHSN__ It's the worst app in HISTORY!

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@ass_sandwich58 Amazing! I am in your front yard.

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@anymanfitness You are gay

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

Breaking: The White Sox announce they have entered into a long term investment agreement with billionaire Justin Ishbia: "The agreement provides that, from 2029–2033, Reinsdorf will have the option to sell the controlling interest to Ishbia. After the 2034 season, Ishbia will have the option to acquire the controlling interest. In the event of any such future transaction, all limited partners of the Sox would have the opportunity to sell to Ishbia at that time."

[Sloppy Thurston @corn_smuggler]

@wcdispatch Ya don't say.