kurt hesse

Family business was founded in 1888. My ancestors survived the depression. I hope they're proud that we continue today.

[kurt hesse @cornicekurt]

@BrokenSword25 I get trucks all the time delivering to my shop and job sites. The drivers love me because I get them back on the road quickly and without issues.

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@c_hosey @LRHN_Cash You living in a f’ing vacuum? Who sounds retarded? The judges let em all walk just to do it again tomorrow. You ain’t fixing that pal, so do tell the class how these degenerates are going to get punished. 😂
Go eat some crayons bro.

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@OneHappyDestiny Aug 2nd 1989. Last drink. Last drug.
I’ve yet to wake up and wish I’d gotten drunk the night before.

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@oelma__ What in the twisted taste buds is going on with this goofy ass post?
Everyone likes deviled eggs

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@sqsehrish I’m not a car buff but I’m leaning towards those vehicles being later models. Maybe all of them.

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Even though I’m a diehard Tigers fan I can honestly say this is my favorite baseball moment of all time. Gibby was so broken down that he barely made it around the bases.
I still love the man and his determination and dedication to fighting Parkinson’s disease. I certainly miss him in the booth.

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@r0ck3t23 I love this guy. Relentless, positive action.

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@zellieimani @TMZ I think every world leader should be a female at the same time.
Odds on WW3 starting would be a heavily favored bet.

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@JadderKamp @Le_Demimonde @mehakbhoria Campaigns for Democrats.

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@KidRock Preach brother! We rode together back in the Silverdome days. Never change!

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@verypiratey @ESPNInsights After he effortlessly threw that pitch 100 mph in the first I swear I think Dingler reprimanded him and when he got to the dugout Hinch and Fetter told him not to do it again or he’d get pulled. He didn’t but he cruised through that start.

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@aisarcore Straight flush in Blackjack. 🤔

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Don’t ever call this the Illitch family. Mike was part of that family and he wanted to win at all costs. He list on a few bets but he was ALWAYS willing to place that bet. The man knew baseball better than most and was in the MLB minors for 4 years with the Tigers Yankees and Senators.

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@RealNameIsGuy24 @devilsseed996 @GirlFightA36269 No question.

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@JonesKjay11944 @GirlFightA36269 Goofy? Thats some cowardly ass goofy fucking security detail.

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@Bitchesluvnova One question for you Young Buck…

Did you learn anything?

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@Cjppg81 The only winners in these events is the nail and hair shop owners.

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One day in the not-too-distant future, we’ll be sitting on the porch with our grandkids, telling them how awesome life was when the whole family would leave the house for a relaxing day at the mall—a giant building filled with all kinds of different stores. We’d spend hours walking around, then stop at a restaurant or fast-food joint to sit down and eat together. On the way home, we’d swing by another huge building, grab a shopping cart, and pick out our own groceries.

Those kids will just stare at us with a confused look before saying, “Wow… you guys are old.”

Then they’ll look back up at the sky, waiting for their fucking Happy Meal or grandpas medication to be delivered by a drone.

The writing’s on the wall.

As for porch pirates, Darwin has a way of sorting those things out. If theft keeps getting worse, people are eventually going to reach a breaking point. That’s usually not a good outcome for anyone.