Cory Creque

I toast the middle piece of bread in my PB&J. Ask me anything.

[Cory Creque @corycreque]

@TimGettys Someone out Pizza’d the Hut?

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Yum! Brands says it is selling Pizza Hut in a $2.7 billion deal that will split ownership of the restaurant chain between a U.S. private equity firm and a Chinese restaurant company.

https://t.co/71sCw9Dhrn

[Cory Creque @corycreque]

@DougLovesMovies Robots

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

This might be the funniest poll of all time lol

He is 80. The dickriding is unreal

[manny @mannyfidel]

oh my god. was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor"?

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Republicans: We need another civil war right now.

Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙

Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“How will you feel if Bill Clinton gets implicated by Jeffrey Epstein?”

I dunno - feeling pretty fucking good with my “any pedophile is bad” policy

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

Her murderer was arrested, tried, and convicted. Not protected and celebrated by the state. See how that’s different?

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

"And I asked the Penguin, 'why are there only one set of footprints?'

And the Penguin told me, 'cause the person running this account is an idiot who tweets out messages that made no sense with AI slop graphics that are even worse '"

[Cory Creque @corycreque]

@kylegriffin1 I am really curious who they think are “victims”. The actual SA people, or Trump and his allies if there names are in the files… more than they already are.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Like I said: view all political developments for the rest of the week in light of the fact that the Epstein Files are supposed to be released on Friday.

House Republicans just suddenly cancelled Congressional session Friday and are sending everyone home Thursday evening.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

ARI 22 - SEA 44
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL History.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

JAX 29 - HOU 36
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL History.

[Cory Creque @corycreque]

@johntdrake

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

To be clear: while Republicans on this hellsite smear Zohran Mamdani as linked to Al Qaeda and 9/11, their Dear Leader is pardoning by a guy who was convicted, in part, for allowing Al Qaeda and ISIS to move money using his company:

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Breaking NYT:

Trump is demanding the Justice Department pay him about $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him.

Senior department officials who were Trump's defense lawyers are now in jobs that typically must approve any such payout. https://t.co/p8ZI58bTu0

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I warned all of last year that Trump would follow Modi and Orban and use the IRS to go after his opponents. And here he is doing exactly that.

The irony is that the people who made false allegations against Obama and Biden for using the IRS politically are now actually doing it. Every accusation is a confession for the GOP.

[Cory Creque @corycreque]

@TimGettys What do you do with your other hand while brushing your teeth?

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

It's fine, just some short-term pain. The jobs will come on day one. Or in two weeks. Or this year. Or next year. Or in two years. Just need a little more time. It's all Biden's fault anyway. Transgender transgender transgender. Welcome to the golden age.