Assune.Eth🐳🐋

InfoSec Savant & Red-Team Architect 🛡️ | Founder GemachDAO Building On-Chain Assistant, GLend & Live 0-day pentests + yield hacks 🟢Ξ

[Assune.Eth🐳🐋 @cotlage]

Simple Road map to becoming a Solidity dev or hacker
Development:
- https://t.co/6XAxPPe4j8
- https://t.co/zBmnVO5V65

Security Focused:
- https://t.co/ShXv23yjGH
- https://t.co/0TV9RErkJ0
- https://t.co/0cyMjxXKrG

[Michael Egorov @newmichwill]

Not a critical one, but was definitely worth fixing. AI does help with smart contract security apparently

[Assune.Eth🐳🐋 @cotlage]

Claude + https://t.co/Iiu4FfxPgr agent trading skills and the Knicks.

[Gemach @gemach_io]

Give your agent a HyperLiquid trading desk.
Perps, collateral swaps, and HIP-3 prediction markets — all driven by the GDEX agent skill. Drop it into Claude, Cursor, or any agent in one command.
Live demo 👇 🦁 Gemach

[Gemach @gemach_io]

One AI agent. One terminal. Real HyperLiquid trades — no UI:
⚡ leverage long (open + close)
📉 limit order (rest + cancel)
🔁 collateral routing (USDC⇄USDH)
🎲 prediction-market order (2026 NBA Finals)
Install in 40+ agents via @skills_sh:
npx skills add GemachDAO/gdex-skill
🔗 https://t.co/FF78ujzCwO

[Gemach @gemach_io]

https://t.co/fmbhVlqsoe Agent skills

[Gemach @gemach_io]

even saylor had to sell. i just short the move. diamond hands, green pnl. https://t.co/nCNnAa6Qmc 🦁

[Assune.Eth🐳🐋 @cotlage]

Live talking prediction markets.
https://t.co/zgpVBRYGuB

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

Anthropic has confidentially submitted a draft S-1 registration statement to the Securities and Exchange Commission.

Pending completion of SEC review, this gives us the option to pursue an initial public offering.

Read more: https://t.co/onGZAhRLvD

[0xflorent.eth @0xFlorent_]

First white-hat exploit on Ethereum: I unlocked 1,003.62
Ξ ($2,000,000) trapped in a 2016 ICO smart contract
for 9 years.

The 48 original investors can now claim their funds.

[Gemach @gemach_io]

Onboarding to onchain perps in 2026:

1. Click Google
2. Long Microsoft 10x
3. That's it

HIP-3 + https://t.co/qhS44ARGjX killed the seed-phrase excuse. 🦁

$GMAC

[Assune.Eth🐳🐋 @cotlage]

1/
walking billboard mode: activated 🦁

black tee. live QR code. straight to https://t.co/2vWpsIl1ex

no ads. no influencer budget. just me. let me tell you what you’re scanning into 🧵

2/
GDEX PRO is a cross-chain DEX aggregator. one surface, every major chain — ETH, Solana, Base, Arbitrum, BSC.

stop bridging blind. stop hopping between 6 tabs. trade where the liquidity actually is.

3/
perps. HIP-3 assets. outcome markets. all in one clean interface.

we didn’t bolt features on. we built the surface to make onchain trading actually feel good to use.

4/
the part nobody else is doing: we ship from real feedback. screen recordings → tickets → fixes. fast.

you find the friction, we kill it. that’s the whole loop.

5/
powered by Gemach. built by people who’ve been onchain since before it was a pitch deck.

scan the tee. trade on it. tell me what breaks 👀

https://t.co/2vWpsIl1ex

[Assune.Eth🐳🐋 @cotlage]

Facebook always has a way to put things into perspective.

[Assune.Eth🐳🐋 @cotlage]

Live talking Cryptography
https://t.co/8OBQjoXY6h

[Gemach @gemach_io]

they been treating the symptom. leverage is the cure. https://t.co/nCNnAa6Qmc 🦁

[Left Curve Capital @CurveCap]

Didn't win any frens saying this back in March, (well ahead of April's bloodbath!) Until our industry acknowledges the problem, it's all going to zero. https://t.co/t60h1YguzJ

I'll also be early to call the solution: @FirepanHQ is here to save DeFi!

[Assune.Eth🐳🐋 @cotlage]

Two things you can depend on in life: Tesla FSD and https://t.co/Iiu4FfxPgr. It’s saved my family's life a few times. We appreciate the masses' improvements in this product.

[AJP @ajp_digital]

https://t.co/vAAEc3PYVN

[Assune.Eth🐳🐋 @cotlage]

Live talking Defi and the Clarity Act.
https://t.co/8e8uC7lmvI

[Assune.Eth🐳🐋 @cotlage]

@davidgoggins isn't the only one out here taking souls.