hodlmybeer

ceo of rabbit holes

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

Running #knots

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

@Rajatsoni Yeah you don’t even need to update firmware. Just generate a temporary seed purely from 100+ dice rolls on-device. Write down seed, export xpub, send funds to new address, delete old seed, import temp as master. Done.

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

@isabellasg3 Update your firmware to v5.6.0 and that will fix the TRNG bug. Then generate a new seed, move funds to new addresses from that seed, and you’re safe.

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

@sunny051488 You just need to update your firmware to v5.6.0 and that will fix the TRNG bug. Then generate a new seed and you’re safe.

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

@ClintFiore He doesn’t know it yet, but eventually this rabbit hole leads to bitcoin

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

@milesdeutscher He sells way more chips this way if everyone rolls their own on their own hardware

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

@MrBeast 4200000

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

Love to say I told you so $JACK

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@RyanInvestin Very heavily shorted. Could be another $GME situation if they pull off a convincing turnaround and retail gets that cultural nostalgia

[Ed Elson @edels0n]

0.3% of the water consumed by US golf courses last year

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

@GubbaHomestead Perhaps the lowest iq take ever written

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@BullTheoryio Really makes you wonder if there’s more to the whole thing than the drug addled autistic criminal story we were fed 🤔

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

@Alleninvests There will always be elites in any system. Difference is they can’t increase the gap by debasing the holdings of the bottom 🧠

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

@ZynxBTC We call this the orange pill

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@RyanInvestin Very heavily shorted. Could be another $GME situation if they pull off a convincing turnaround and retail gets that cultural nostalgia

[Andrew Howard @Andrew_J_Howard]

BIP-361 isn’t a security upgrade. It’s a precedent for protocol-enforced freezing.

Today it’s quantum. Tomorrow it’s whatever the next "emergency" is.

No.

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

@HarrisonHSmith Confirmation bias is one hell of a drug

[₿ruce ⚡️#BIP-110 @techexe]

The Quantum Bitcoin panic is a manufactured Wall Street psyop designed to scare you out of self-custody. Here is the mathematical reality of the 2026 quantum landscape:

1. The Hash Shield: If you never reuse a Bitcoin address, your public key is a hashed secret. A quantum computer cannot crack what it cannot see. Your unspent coins are safe at rest.

2. The Bottleneck: Even if legacy P2PK wallets are compromised, the protocol will bottleneck the exit door to a trickle. Attackers will be forced into a multi-decade mempool bidding war, bleeding the stolen fiat value directly to the miners as fees. There will be no macroeconomic supply shock.

3. The Opt-In Vault: Developers are already scaffolding the solution (BIP-360 / bc1z). When ready, this will be an opt-in, post-quantum vault. You will simply migrate your funds using your existing seed phrase so they are safe in motion.

Wall Street wants you to surrender your keys to an ETF for "safety." Do not fall for the fiat Trojan Horse.

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

@etherXwave This is not the w you think it is 🤣

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

The fact that rocks can be tricked into thinking and following orders makes abiogenesis seem pretty fucking plausible

[4nzn @paoloanzn]

vibecoder asks claude code to build a chat app, gets a working prototype in 20 minutes, immediately tweets "just killed slack and discord"…

brother you don't even know what a distributed system is. you don't know what database replication means. you have no idea how websocket connections behave at scale or what happens when 50k people are online at once and someone's message needs to show up in 200ms across 3 continents

slack has engineers making $300k+ who have spent a decade solving problems you don't even know exist yet. race conditions, eventual consistency, message ordering, presence systems, file storage at scale, search indexing across billions of messages

your app works on localhost with 2 connections. that's not the same thing as "killing slack" that's a college homework assignment

the prototype is maybe 0.5% of what makes these products actually work in production. the remaining 99.5% is infrastructure, reliability, edge cases, and years of iteration on problems that only surface when real humans use your thing at scale

and the worst part is the confidence. "yeah its not perfect but ai one-shotted it, just need to adjust a few things and deploy" - the few things you need to adjust IS the entire product. thats like pouring a foundation and saying you basically built a skyscraper, just need to adjust a few things

ai is genuinely incredible for building tools and prototypes. i use it every day. but there's this weird thing happening where people who have never shipped anything to real users at scale now think the hard part of software is writing the first 200 lines of code

it never was bro

[hodlmybeer @coulditbematt]

In hindsight it’s gonna be incredibly obvious that MSTR was just a front for the US government to hijack its own debt markets in order to quietly stack a ton of Bitcoin without triggering the sort of god candles that would come with a direct nation state accumulation *Strategy*