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Temporarily embarrassed really smart guy🌹he/him

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Going by the @cushbomb rule (the dumbest thing that can happen is the most likely), my money’s on Biden winning, then Trump running for and winning a non-consecutive second term

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the end of burn after reading but jk simmons is closing my casket

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@dennisbhooper Blast from the early-twitter past

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@sammythemc lol love that moment

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Smiling reading all the positive Matrix posts like I’m your mom who’s generically happy for you but doesn’t really get what you’re talking about

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@twitersbadboy Rooting for them

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@lilydont reaping/sowing tweet

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@Srirachachau Where have you gone, Klasky-Csupo, a lonely nation turns its eyes to you

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@twitersbadboy Resting Grind Face 😤

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Sure, I'll answer your slack messages on my day off, but I'm gonna put periods at the end of my sentences, just so you know I'm not happy about it

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@brisket_hell HB!

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@housesitter_ Our version of quote-tweeting was just Talk Soup

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@willmenaker this reminded me of something i still somehow remember from the Ancient Internet https://t.co/49mAW1LQXM

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rebased and mergepilled

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@littleBilham as xennials we're exempt

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Boomer humor is all about how you hate your spouse. GenX humor is all about how you hate your ex-spouse. Millennial humor is about how you and your exes (each of whom you were married to for two years) are all best friends

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@GarbageApe First one of these I ever heard was “Fix Or Repair Daily” which, redundant much???

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@inthesedeserts centrist liberal 1: I’d like to see ol’ Boris wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
centrist liberal 2, who hasn’t updated his google alerts since 2019: did someone say “jam”?? 😡😡😡

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@xoxogossipgita “Uh oh. I think this is ‘college music.’” still pops into my head with regularity