Coz

Loather of spreadsheets, lover of misheard lyrics. Eternally optimistic, often exhausted (mainly thanks to the NHS). She/Her.
Co-host of @lostinthebtmaze 🎧

[Coz @cozmongrel]

@GrudgeReinhold The timeline synergy here is so real

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@GrudgeReinhold The This Isn't Chicken Thighs are SO good. The most chicken-y fake chicken thing yet!

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I understand the line has reopened - are buses still coming? Should we go back into the station? We're not being told anything

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@CrossCountryUK hundreds of people waiting at Gloucester for buses to Birmingham New Street which haven't turned up - any idea?? GWR say it's you organising

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@GWRHelp Birmingham New Street - understand it's Cross Country but GWR staff were giving us info but have now disappeared

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@GWRHelp any news on the buses from Gloucester? Station staff have disappeared. Hundreds of people waiting. Buses were supposed to be here at 8pm. Understand it's difficult but any updates?

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@katiemedleyy Kier is looking more and more like the old guy from Up these days too

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@GrudgeReinhold We rented one for quite a long time too! Also my father in law worked for Radio Rentals for years and years!

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@GrudgeReinhold Yeah, it's a bit mad innit?? 😅

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@GrudgeReinhold I've never understood this mentality. I guess it's people who don't understand what it's like to not have the money? Am about to have my hen do and I felt mad anxious asking people to pay for things for something for me 😅

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@grumpyjames Definitely didn't dream it!

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@JessiGinFox The guy who did it posted it on the glasto subreddit asking for votes and is ignoring the comments about it being AI..

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@GrudgeReinhold I wish. Dunk me in a vat of it, please.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

This is a thread of my all-time favourite literal translations, starting with this one…

In Hungarian, the word for a shark, hiszékeny, translates literally to “sea bastard”

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@barenakedladies The Old Apartment!

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@barenakedladies Brian Wilson
The Old Apartment

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@barenakedladies If I Had $1,000,00 (this was the hardest choice EVER), Blame It On Me, One Week, Pinch Me

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@barenakedladies If I Had $1,000,000
Brian Wilson
Passcode
Lookin' Up
Odds Are
One Week
The Old Apartment
Pinch Me

[Coz @cozmongrel]

Whyyyyyy

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

‘Our Flag Means Death’ Canceled at Max https://t.co/JMRFQLRNcl

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@Dom_Pepin No idea if it counts as authentic but my favourite for a long time has been Simon Hopkinson's (and I always thought I hated rice pudding before it) https://t.co/KIgNwfd8Wm