Charles Beneke

[Lynds Gallant @apocalynds]

Adult friendship = 2 people saying "I haven't seen you in forever! We should really hang out more" over and over again until one of you dies

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

KTVT found the man Dallas Police earlier called a shooting suspect. He's pissed.

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

One of these Whoppers is far more likely to be pulled over by police for minor traffic infractions.

[Kirk Fox @kirkfox]

Every date is a speed date when you're on meth.

[NFL @NFL]

"I don't get cold."

Colin @Kaepernick7 OWNS the #IceBucketChallenge.
MUST-SEE: http://t.co/IOJrqvf6j3

[THE BIGGEST HATER @BigGhostLtd]

Only thing you should fear in life is the ability for illusions to be convincing enough to shape your reality, muthafucka.

[Dr Maya Angeboobs @deathbysexy]

Jeremy Lin is a human halfback pass

[Jonathan Feigen @Jonathan_Feigen]

Dwight going through a session of Hakeem 101 after practice. Hakeem went for 49 and 25 against Seattle 27 years ago today. (Fixed.)

[DUSTIN ALPHA @dustinalpha]

"Sadly, the flesh-eating bacteria has absolutely decimated your wife's legs, but DAT THIGH GAP THO."

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

These 14 unexpected responses to hatred show that humans do sometimes get it right http://t.co/ck9PRinP1l

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Though WASH reached out to him last week, Vanderbilt HC James Franklin has no interview planned with Redskins. Sounds like PSU or Vandy.

[Charles Beneke @cpb5044]

“@ttechmills McCoy touchdown. He had quote of the week Terrelle Pryor: "I tried to recruit him to Pitt but we couldn't afford him."”

[Charles Beneke @cpb5044]

Party city smelling like college right now.

[David Icke @davidicke]

Texas Police Repeatedly Shot and Tasered a 67-Year-Old Alzheimer’s Patient – In Her Own Home
http://t.co/3EWMn3SBOm

[Post Grad Problems @PostGradProblem]

Dreaming of all the money you'd have if it weren't for student loans. #PGP

[Charles Beneke @cpb5044]

When A kid brings goggles to the pool I know their about to have some serious fun. When an adult does it hes really serious about the pool

[Charles Beneke @cpb5044]

@ttechmills @NickJB90 it live up to the hype??

[Charles Beneke @cpb5044]

@ttechmills must've gotten that outfit from Trinidad James