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See You Down In Arizona Bay

[MM @cpmcny]

@katemillercny no cell service babe spotty wifi

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@Jebus

[David P. Samson @DavidPSamson]

Yesterday, my daughter, Kyra, passed away peacefully after a 9 month and 11 day fight against one of the cruelest diseases I’ve ever seen up close. She was diagnosed with Brain Cancer, specifically Glioblastoma. I have felt all of your concern and love for these months and wasn’t ready to be anymore specific than I was.
Kyra was a 28-year-old young woman who loved deeply and who is impossible to describe in 280 characters. While her life got stolen from her, she handled these months with courage, poise, and resolve. And all I want is for no family to feel what we feel today. For no young person to suffer the way she did.

In lieu of flowers, if you are moved to make a memorial gift, please consider “The Kyra Fund” (https://t.co/4bl8cxV1Dt)

This fund will be used solely to research treatments for Glioblastomas.

[Dr Death @DrDeath1776]

This is a car ad from 1979. Adjusted for inflation that new unused leftover car is $18,000. Something has gone seriously wrong

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I’d go check it out just based on the sign

[Red Panda Mining @RedPandaMining]

Literally me last week

[Robert Rodriguez @Rodriguez]

I WISH every DUSK fan could have been at the AZTEC THEATER Friday for this fully immersive movie experience. It was off the hook, people lost their minds. And it was by far the best screening I’ve ever been to. It will never be topped! (Unless we bring it back next year!)

Thank you Aztec Theatre for including us in your 100th anniversary celebration!

See you at the Spykids 25th Anniversary screening and Family Concert at @TheAztecTheatre on July 11th, Special announcement for that tomorrow!

[MM @cpmcny]

@ToeiAnimation FML I'm old

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

TRUMP: I CAN HANDLE THINGS. I'M SMART, NOT LIKE EVERYBODY SAYS, LIKE DUMB. I'M SMART AND I WANT RESPECT.

[Sherpa @LLMSherpa]

Everyone pictured on this shirt is dead. 😭

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know things are bad now but you just have to hang in there until the world ends.

[Gypsy @GypsyD24]

Look, if you are a Boomer struggling with property taxes let me help you

First, cheaper lunches

This cost me 4 bucks

Second, check those subscriptions they are expensive!

Third, maybe pick up some part time work and cover a bill or two, making a little more helps

If that doesn't do it, then you are simply living above your means🤷‍♂️

Sorry, I guess you don't need a 400k house then and should find something affordable in your budget

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@EricLDaugh

[AJ Juliani @ajjuliani]

Student turns in a paper. Send it to AI, generate a 5 question quiz on the content. Student takes the quiz next day on their own paper. If they wrote it, easy. If they didn't, obvious. No detection software. No accusations. Just quiet accountability.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Say what you will about the CIA but the price of crack hasn't increased since the 80s

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Next time someone asks what having ADD is like… I’m just sending them this 😂

[MM @cpmcny]

@RT_com comedy