Nick Barakat

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[Nick Barakat @crackthatbottle]

#Whyareyou so addicted to lookin at your sexy self in the mirror ;)

[Nick Barakat @crackthatbottle]

Mom: go clean ur room! we're gonna have guest over soon
Me:I'm sorry i didnt realize the party was going to be held in my room..

[Nick Barakat @crackthatbottle]

@Swagnastyandrew wadd up?

[Nick Barakat @crackthatbottle]

@Chanteezzyyy livin life hard cold sober you?

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Today i bought a pack of nuts. On the packet it said WARNING MAY CONTAIN NUTS''. well i'd be disappointed if i opened it and a sock fell out

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i'm pretty sure that my really cute next door neighbot thinks im a stalkre. She wrote it on facebook, twitter, and even in her diarie

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaelogist will have have one awesome day at work

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Hell Yeah Home alone! :D
Expectation: Parttty!!! (:
Reality: peeing with the door open.

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i opened my laptop today and there was a giant crack on the screen.

I'm always forgetting to close the porn tab...

[Kyle @blokingsmunts]

my friends girlsfriend is pregnant for 6 months, she asked if i wasnted to feel the baby.

Apparently she ment on the outside.

[Chloe Lipton @ChloeKilla]

whenever im doing somthing stupid i always imagine how they would narrate my death on 1000 ways to die

[LizzieAnderson @FluffyPawsIzzy]

ur not fat ur just easier to see

[Carly'o Hurn @CarlzHurn]

ugly girls are like prime numbers - nothing will go into them except themselves

[Carly'o Hurn @CarlzHurn]

do you know how to say ''bra'' in german?

-stopem fromfloppen

[Madison Reed @Madeereed]

i woke up chained in his basement naked and relaized.
he never gave me any candy

[Madison Reed @Madeereed]

am i the only one who solves mazez backwards thinking its quicker?

[DanaLipton @HellooDanna]

i typed ''ninjas'' into my thesaurus and it said ''ninjas can not be found'' well played ninjas.

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i was on a date recently and i took her horseback riding, it was kind of fun until we ran out of quarter :p