CraftCMS (parody)

I'm the officially unofficial CraftCMS parody account, and I'm here to make you smile.

[Blue Team News @blueteamsec1]

CISA Flags Craft CMS Vulnerability CVE-2025-23209 Amid Active Attacks https://t.co/on5vgJAxAd #Cybersecurity #CISA #CraftCMS #Vulnerability #CVE2025

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@nternetinspired ☹️

[Mark Szymanski @MarkJSzymanski]

Thank you @squarespace - for showing us how to waste $8 million on a super bowl commercial 😭😭

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@constellationr @lizkmiller @Adobe @ButterCMS @TeamBrightspot @contentful @Contentstack @Graphcms @KenticoKontent @magnolia_cms @getpantheon @storyblok We are better than all of these other shmucks.

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@WHO @WHOAFRO @WHOEMRO @WHO_Europe @WHOSEARO @WHOWPRO @pahowho This might be a little bit of a subject change, but are you looking for a new content management system?

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@JackEllis Nice job with that design work @iannuttall!

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@photomatt @WordPressVIP We could have done it better.

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@Chirag99Artani @assetnote @Chocapikk_ Can u delete this post? It’s bad for us.

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@assetnote Could u plz take this down?

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If you use #craftcms and have not patched in the past few weeks… ur gonna get hacked if you don’t update. We’re embarrassed… so be nice.

[CraftCMS (parody) @craftcms]

We’re sorry. Plz update ur installs.

https://t.co/qUQavAabEp

[Rachelle Wise @WiseArts]

WHO DID THIS!? 🤣🤣🤣
https://t.co/xIhADvWp9l

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@wstechsolutions Are you reading from a teleprompter?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Community Notes slays

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@nystudio107

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@JeremyEnglert @yourrightsite @vinnysgreen @payloadcms

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@VnaliDev Oh my.

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@eyekiller Too much green.

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@ExemplifiSites

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@jeffseverson Plugins == power.