Ethan Crane

[Ethan Crane @cranium79]

Made this for my Mechatronics final project #pleaseratemyinventionsimone https://t.co/902LZmJSPa

[Ethan Crane @cranium79]

We Can't Stop Here. It's Bat Country! Awesome Thompson T-shirt by @jimiyo for $10 at http://t.co/xaFxo4kM #decalgiveaway

[SFGiants/49ers/Warriors Fan Art @TheCityGFX]

Kruk & Kuip finally on Twitter! Add them! @MikeKrukowCSN @DuaneKuiperCSN #SFGiants

[Sarah Guzzardo @MsSarahGuzzardo]

When Breaking Bad fades out mid-cook, then cuts back to the finished product, it always feels like a "30 Minute Meth" episode of Rachel Ray.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Obama's been in office for over 2 1/2 years & he's done NOTHING to stop the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[Tim Webb @ThinTim]

AGAIN, when something good happens to the #sfgiants, you literally cannot tweet fast enough before its ruined by something awful.

[SFGiants/49ers/Warriors Fan Art @TheCityGFX]

#SFGiants should have a Phils & DBacks voodoo doll promo night to ALL SFG fans soon! Then SFG problems solved! #hatsoffSF #SaveTCG

[Chris🎧 @idontchart]

Wednesday, we were watching Wild Wild West when Willie wondered what wishful wondering was worth. #getdemWs #SFGiants

[Tim Webb @ThinTim]

#sfgiants : Together we're injured

[Chris🎧 @idontchart]

Alright guys... When we said "hit the ball", we were hoping you'd use a bat rather than your ankles, wrists, and elbows. #endtheinjuries

[Cut4 @Cut4]

RT if you're watching a game on the West Coast!

[Timmy at Pete's @ThirdNKing]

Reverse Cowgill.

[San Francisco Giants @SFGiantsFans]

Carlos Beltran is now the #SFGiants team leader in R, H, 2B, 3B, HR, RBI and BB (61R, 102H, 30 2B, 2 3B, 15HR, 66RBI and 60BB)

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

HEY: You leave your baby unattended, I'm gonna sniff it. That's just how it is.

[MacLife @MacLife]

How to run Windows apps on your Mac, without installing Windows. http://ow.ly/5GcC2

[Craig Gass LIVE in Kansas City Aug 13-15 @craiggasscomedy]

You think OJ was watching the verdict saying, "JEEEEESUS, ARE YOU SERIOUS???"....?

[Timmy at Pete's @ThirdNKing]

firebillhall.com

[Mike Phirman @phirm]

Self-help book for lonely people working in the field of epidemiology: "How to Make Friends and Influenza"

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

4 New Dodger rules: Foul balls must be thrown back. Unfinished hot dogs returned to vendors. One bat only. 7 innings.