falafel jr.

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[falafel jr. @cremonski]

@mhp_guy They're calling these the whitest tacos ever

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

decided to pass on going to two @TexasBaseball games.. then they score 35 total runs and crank a bunch of dingers 👀🤪

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

@NashTalksTexas Holy Cross was this year's make-a-wish team

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

@JenRobichaux Would you ask permission to take these peoples' photos, or just use them to boost your weird post? Its cringy and unnecessary..we know there's people on the streets, you're not breaking any news here, or helping really. I guess that makes you a part of the problem!

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

I just described 89% of dudes in Austin 😂 oh yeah and you have one of those awful upside down arch script hats..please do not approach me

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

if you're a basic white dude working in tech/finance who also DJs experimental noise music and the most interesting thing about you is your moustache, i strongly dislike you. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

can we agree the moustache look has become douchey..?

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

@rod_riqo @amazon Bro just move the damn box and open the door 😂 they got too much shit to do, worrying about pkg placement ⏸️

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

ur girth is not ur worth©️

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

@Austin_Police just a heads up, two males driving small gray sedan w/ Mississippi plates near Seaholm with AR-15 in lap

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

@michaeldcargill @RandomTroll153 @VinnyMartorano @cbsaustin @ATFHQ @GregAbbott_TX @KenPaxtonTX This is a great one to read in court

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

@michaeldcargill @cbsaustin @fox7austin @KXAN_News @KVUE Damage control going off the rails

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

@FWPlayboy *to death,* meaning you will 100% contract some nasty STI

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

@TheMarieOakes White bread, processed meat, chips and a soda. No wonder the average dude is obese

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

Done with the internet today. I think I won

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

@the_satellite23 Grown ass adults eating like inner-city kindergarten kids in a food desert

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

@iam_shwa @DeyarWins Half of a single-wide trailer maybe

[falafel jr. @cremonski]

@ThenAlexSaid1 Does the general public think everyone shops at costco? I cant think of a more elitist take