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[ham @crimsins]

happy gf day

[ham @crimsins]

“I have decided that I too hate Liberty Biberty.” -Ella

[Bucky 🦦🪽 @invaderbucky]

Joy just got a hat trick you can't make this up

[leela @2cuylle4skool]

they 1000 percent wanted this to go to a panther lmfao

[ham @crimsins]

“would you still love me if i was a magician?”

“…I’d try”

[ham @crimsins]

me: if you were a hamster you’d be orange
ella: if you were a hamster you’d be two hamsters

[ham @crimsins]

“The squirrel doesn’t need to think about itself. It only feels the pain.” -Ella

[Jamie𝄢🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇮 @IS_TERRIFIED]

Twin Fantasy

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

peter griffin saying “it insists upon itself” is one of the most succinct and universally applicable critiques you can leverage when discussing art + media and i’m being so serious

[ham @crimsins]

HUH

[Enron @Enron]

On January 6th, we will change this country forever

[chance @chanceposts]

me knowing that time is arbitrary but people collectively choosing to believe in a fresh start is a beautiful reflection of the optimism of the human spirit

[ham @crimsins]

@nohaggerty they better watch out for me and kenzi

[ham @crimsins]

“I hope Santa’s elves don’t live forever. 100 years ago they were making tops and trinkets but now they’d have to manufacture the motherboard.” -Ella

[ham @crimsins]

“Bleach blonde, bitch baton.” -Ella

[ham @crimsins]

“Montessori school is just regular school but with no chairs.” -Ella

[sloth @slothsmells]

bring it back PLEASEEEE

[ham @crimsins]

I am 99% this coffee shop I'm in is playing the hivemind worst songs of all time bracket straight through

[ham @crimsins]

“At least I had an emotional support family of mice.”
-Ella

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me when I have a concept of a plan

[塩犬けむし @VPyssg]

Arstotzka MIKU