zaza

them/inem 🇹🇷19 yo

[wint @dril]

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

[໊ @sonohoor]

the urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

time to brush my teeth. again. fuck

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

playing a game called “cigarettes” where i smoke a cigarette

[temple runner @misscalcula]

i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

you have to admit our zero chemistry is kinda hot

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

@ipadprojones brace yourselves im believing

[zaza @cringeywincer]

i stayed up all night playing minecraft from 2am to 8am, went out for a fag and catch my neighbour with split dye hair coming from the shops with two bottles of wine in hand, the shop downstairs just opened btw.

[*•.¸♡♡¸.•* @joongietologist]

Me when I first discovered PowerPoint's transitions

[hydra @blephin_]

Did you kill yourself mid listen

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

it’s gotta be this

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

It has been brought to my attention that the "Lovense Lush 3 Vibrator" has clearly plagiarized the design of "The Asswatcher" I created in Spore Creature Creator sixteen years ago and, frankly, I believe I deserve some royalties.

[furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏 @furmerly]

how i be looking at the plate of mozzarella sticks

[zaza @cringeywincer]

fuuuuck

[zaza @cringeywincer]

@jaiaparas_ dont let the dutch see this post 🔥

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

is this ethical

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[corb @awshuqs]

being unemployed is so hard

[Carmen @HungyTrashPanda]

who wants to hit the mlp joint

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

being in your 20s is realizing you’ve been passively suicidal your whole life and never expected to survive for this long but now you have to actively participate in your own life and because you’ve spent all your life wanting to die you have no idea how to actually live