criptinho

Observing crypto since 2016, trading since 2021

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

This is absolutely insane.

President Trump is currently flying to China with all of the following people to request "deals" with China's President Xi:

1. Elon Musk, Tesla and SpaceX CEO
2. Jensen Huang, Nvidia CEO
3. Tim Cook, Apple CEO
4. Larry Fink, BlackRock CEO
5. Stephen Schwarzman, Blackstone CEO
6. Kelly Ortberg, Boeing CEO
7. Brian Sikes, Cargill CEO
8. Jane Fraser, Citigroup CEO
9. Larry Culp, General Electric CEO
10. David Solomon, Goldman Sachs CEO
11. Sanjay Mehrotra, Micron CEO
12. Cristiano Amon, Qualcomm CEO

President Trump also says there are "many other" CEOs joining him on the trip who have not yet been disclosed.

Never in history has such a trip even remotely near this scale and caliber occurred.

This Trump-Xi meeting is far bigger than most realize.

[محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf @mb_ghalibaf]

Enjoy the current pump figures. With the so-called 'blockade', Soon you'll be nostalgic for $4–$5 gas.

ΔO_BSOH>0 ⇒ f(f(O))>f(O)

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

What did y’all think “Year of the Horse” meant? gas? diesel?

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

Starting to like crypto a little again
Shit was vile for the last year or so

Bear markets are the best thing that happen to this asset class, gives at least a couple quarters where discourse isn't retarded, grifty and disgusting

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: US military arrested Venezuela's president Maduro and his wife

[Citrini @citrini]

if it were to be over right now, my main takeaway would be that i should have enjoyed us being back more

[hoeem @hooeem]

her: what are you thinking about

me thinking about how during the 10/10 crypto liquidation event some mysterious wallet got funded with 80-160 million USDC right before Trump's tariff post on China and then opened over a billion in shorts on BTC and ETH with perfect timing down to the minute and closed them at the exact bottom for 160-200 million profit which is impossible without insider info from Trump's circle since his family holds billions in WLFI tokens that dipped 25-30% but they bought back 1.4 million worth right after like they knew it was a setup to clean out leverage and then Binance and Bybit suddenly had "technical issues" freezing orders so traders couldn't close positions or buy the dip while the short whale executed flawlessly and at the same time oracles misfired prices causing stablecoins like USDE to de-peg to 0.65 only on Binance which triggered a cascade of unfair liquidations wiping 1.6 million accounts and 19-40 billion total but insurance funds barely budged and ADL kicked in clipping winners unevenly and market makers like Wintermute moved 700 million including 200 million BTC to Binance hours before like they were prepping the harvest and then data sites like Coinglass got hacked so no one could see the real numbers in real time and exchanges admitted to "system congestion" rejecting close orders with error codes -4118 -2022 -1008 while liquidations ran perfectly against retail and some positions got nuked 25x over even with low leverage because collateral was marked at bogus prints and then rumors spread of two massive trading firms going to zero forced to dump their entire top-100 token books in a fire sale amplifying the altcoin bloodbath down 50-80% in minutes and meanwhile the Chinese Loot Theory fits because Asia was sidelined all year by US narratives like ETFs that got delayed by the government shutdown so CZ launches Aster dex luring billions in OI from noobs right before Xi provokes Trump knowing it'd tank everything and loot the overleveraged longs waiting for SOL XRP DOGE ETFs that never came and then post-crash an invisible predator like a wounded whale or carcinogenic market maker keeps dumping majors into their own shorts suppressing recovery while crypto decouples from rising stocks just like FTX Alameda in 2022 dragging on for months disguised as a bear market and Binance might've orchestrated the whole thing by exploiting their own oracle vulnerabilities to de-peg USDE and cause the cascade specifically to take out Hyperliquid as a competitor but it backfired and now they're reviewing cases case-by-case promising comps benchmarked to midnight but only for that tiny depeg window ignoring the broader manipulation and the awful human cost of traders committing suicide the next day alongside hundreds of portfolios erased including funds that won't admit it publicly and the real winners were a handful of entities pocketing billions in zero-sum derivs while retail became collateral damage in a quiet war between giants and regulators never probe because it's all "just volatility" not negligence or coordination and the market's still acting weird with thin books and artificial pressure like someone's unwinding massive losses by selling non-existing BTC MtGox-style and no full logs or transparency ever gets published so it all smells like a highly coordinated harvest not a market event lmao what the fuck:

nothing babe

[zoomer @zoomerfied]

[ ZOOMER ]

ETHEREUM DAT, ETHZILLA, SELLS $40M OF $ETH TO FUND STOCK BUYBACKS: PRESS RELEASE

[tk ⛽️ @tomkysar]

i am putting all of my eggs in one basket and using the basket as collateral to buy more eggs

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

The halls of eternity echo with the cries of those who sold their Bitcoin.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

PANICANS hardest hit.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TeslaBoomerPapa Just another short seller crying in the casino

[Naval @naval]

@johndurant A taste of freedom can make you unemployable.

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

@CharlotteFang77 milady

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

Remember this as you end the year.

[Dear Bitcoiner ⚡️ @DearBitcoiner]

BREAKING: @Microsoft shareholders reject the proposal for a strategic #Bitcoin reserve.

In 5 years, they’ll understand.
Everyone buys Bitcoin at the price they deserve.

#BTC doesn’t wait. It simply transfers wealth to those who see.

[criptinho @criptinho]

Milady

[kyon @0xKyon]

u need to start having kids at age 16-17 so that when you’re 30 you have interns for your startup

[Wizard Of SoHo (🍷,🍷) @wizardofsoho]

State of the crypto market