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Game architect/engineer.

🎵Strapped down in my bed, feet cold and eyes red🎵

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I am adopted. My partner is, too.

I have adopted two children.

I firmly believe abortions should be free, legal, safe, and widely available to all women for any reason.

Before you assert that "adoption solves everything", how many adoptions have you personally participated in?

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https://t.co/93i1wxy8RK

This one's interesting -- @questauthority have you already covered this somewhere? Anyone else in #lawtwitter that you know of?

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@karengirl34 @DegenPleb @crazyclipsonly Needed to setup a bathtub full of Dawn dishsoap first

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@DegenPleb @crazyclipsonly He went viral on the internet and got cancelled, obvs

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@o7CW_Schnieders @estockbridge @scoutrageous83 @ThatBrandonGuy0 @BobbyLee1861 @laguyinhou @ArmisDei White people *having* nationalism? wtf does this even mean?

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If there's one thing I've learned from @JomboyMedia, it's that baseball umpires are both the most childish humans on the planet AND some creepy-ass weird mofos.

At the same time.

wtf, baseball, THIS is why your sport sucks

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@Brian_C_Pond @NeilochGaming @slutriarch It still wouldn't quite be (A), since they're not being launched out... they'd appear and then gravity would pull them back into the slanted portal, and then it seems like they'd be stuck in a loop until the trolley stopped.

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@crankygameplays @NoLieWithBTC Don't they usually make you MORE smile for these booking pictures?

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@annateresa79 @KathrynTewson @schwatd2 @Katerationopia @legalminimum @JulieMFaenza @JurisDudence @estockbridge No wonder they're so grumpy

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@Power2Control @Jasperlope @1goodtern Tbf to Jasper, I also assumed you were antimask purely because of the blue check.

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@annateresa79 @KathrynTewson @schwatd2 @Katerationopia @legalminimum @JulieMFaenza @JurisDudence @estockbridge What's the Confederacy's refractory period?

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@VitalVegas

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@ArmisDei @Lormif1 @BobbyLee1861 @BeecherDenys @EJM1774 @estockbridge @laguyinhou @jdsanctioned @schwatd2 @ModernCSA @sergeantbbattle @GeneralCovid Which northern states still allowed slavery in 1863? Be specific

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@EJM1774 @BeecherDenys @BobbyLee1861 @estockbridge @laguyinhou @jdsanctioned @schwatd2 @ModernCSA @sergeantbbattle @GeneralCovid You're missing the important part of that Lincoln quote, which is the very next line: "If I could save the Union without freeing slaves, I would do it."

Meaning he knew the war was about slavery.

And you're an idiot.

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@devdevcharlie As long as Vladimir Putin isn't mad at you for anything, you should be fine!

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@momnyc1234 @BadMedicalTakes You don't know what pacifiers OR masks are for, do you

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@Advil How long have you been stalking Lady Gaga

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@sodagrrl @BrewingAle @crazyclipsonly Heh sorry for piling on

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@coulterculture @skarskar2003 @slutriarch @Tom_Lewis1417 Turns out, getting good grades and actually retaining knowledge about the subject are two wildly different things.

Thanks for teaching us all this important lesson.

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@Bolognesus @VictorK1862 @ASFleischman is it "hare-brained"?

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@Bolognesus @VictorK1862 @ASFleischman You can either

a) consistently not pay bills

OR

b) consistently involve your lawyers in hair-brained illegal bullshit

but not both.