cruftlord

my job is to make my job obsolete

[Victoria Freeman @v_j_freeman]

Both assisted dying & self ID campaigns demonstrated flaw in ‘progressive’ politics: point blank refusal to acknowledge harms to the obviously vulnerable resulting from rights conflicts. Rights hard won by the traditional left for women & the disabled were clearly imperilled.

[MattyG @meawoppl]

Wife told me these wouldn’t fit.

Little did she know I had trained for this moment for years.

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

@maxtempers She probably wasn’t optimistic about the trip

[max tempers @maxtempers]

You’re going to hear a lot about how my bathroom flooded because I left the taps running. That’s largely bullshit.

The cause was the water level rising - not me forgetting to turn off the taps.

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

in trouble with the Mrs because the kids were playing Mewgenics. I don't mean they were playing on my steam deck. I mean they were both pretending to be cats and were spitting on each other

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

Gemini is such a gentle soul

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

@NewStatesman @grok is a post like this lionising this man after his suicide likely to lead to further suicides?

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

@maxtempers Finally something you and mr forth can agree on

[Tom Forth @thomasforth]

If that's the bar, I'm out. Soz for being Woke about it, but I am in Woking so it's hard not to be.

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

My kid tried to sneakily pick up and look at my phone and the public alert sounded at exactly that moment and I think he now has trauma

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

Credit to M&S for adhering to Truth in Advertising. This shit was disgusting

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

British Startup idea: Air Con unit with a bat house built in so the council can’t make you remove it

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

@thomasforth Midea Portasplit: https://t.co/MiRHzc5e5X

Bonus: no physical fittings needed so great for rentals

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

@samtheshrimp18 @YourSouthend This speed camera is on the same side of the road as a secondary school where the limit is 40, you think cars should be doing 50 when there’s 100s of kids leaving school?

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

@KirstieMAllsopp Shops don’t store your ID and personal details and leave them somewhere they can be stolen by hackers. E.g. what happened recently with one social network https://t.co/eagCKObvmg

There’s also plenty of good safe content that is now inaccessible to youth such as YouTube Tutorials

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

@soiledballot69 @bigmanpezza I think this is Kidzania, there’s a few of these around the world. This London one went bust

[Marlowe @PMarlowe1939]

Apparently Harriet Harman has used her years out of the spotlight to train as a pastry chef? Google “Harriet Harman PIE” to learn more!

[cruftlord @cruftlord]

claude make 100 trillion paperclips. make no mistakes

[Strategic Advisor @BBDaybreakEU]

Assuming you're literate, it's a selfish way of communicating. It saves the sender a small amount of time where they can 'ummm' instead of formulating a point properly. Then the receiver has to sit through it all, spending multiples of the amount of time they'd spend to read it.

[Law in Japan @Colin_P_A_Jones]

@RGA This is Major Tom to tech support
I’m clicking on the tab
But it’s acting in a most peculiar way
And the menu ribbon looks quite different today

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

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