Christian Tessmer

I ❤️ to code, design, write, and organize. I live with three llamas 🦙🦙🦙 & four emus 🦕🦕🦕🦕 who have yet to disembowel me.

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@desunit @marclou Wow. These are EXCELLENT adds. Glad I read the comments. 34 is such a great psychological take. Thank you!

Do you have others that have worked for you?

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@TimKatzgrau @marclou Yup this one is a miss. Netflix, Claude, Amazon Prime, iCloud+. All viral products with subscriptions.

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@bubble_email @Shpigford *touch

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@bubble_email @Shpigford It’s hideous and huge. Looks like it was made for tough. I despise liquid glass.

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@mmabrouk_ @ivanburazin https://t.co/YNdWg52wWx

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I’m no master coder, but after deleting all the jargon, I was like, “he’s just rebranding APIs, right?” Or are we missing something?

(Of course the whole marketing tactic on x is to be vague to get engagement and never explain. Infuriating. )

PS: On the topic of infuriating, thank you for using caps and punctuation. I hate everything now. Oh and “literally”. “he literally killed Apis in one day”

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I’m no master coder, but after deleting all the jargon, I was like, “he’s just rebranding APIs, right?” Or are we missing something?

(Of course the whole marketing tactic on x is to be vague to get engagement and never explain. Infuriating. )

PS: On the topic of infuriating, thank you for using caps and punctuation. I hate everything now. Oh and “literally”. “he literally killed Apis in one day”

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@GymFiesta Ahh yes, the internet has been down ever since…

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@JakeHoffmanAZ I can’t wait for another hearing and strongly worded email. That’ll stop them…

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@_TommyMason Good artists borrow. Great artists steal.

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@richardrx The aluminum hand rest is an unsung hero here. It allows indexing, which is critical to human’s ease of usage with tools.

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@TheBTCTherapist She can’t think long term. She’s too low-id (or disingenuous) to do so. “But but what about the quarterly performance??”

The news sells fear.

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@jasonfried Ahh you already saw it. Disregard my email!

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@mike_matas Gloss black = fingerprint magnet.

But the mechanical + digital UI looks like it will feel magical. I've never seen anything else rendered this well.

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@jasonfried Same frustration here with thermostats which is such an easy fix: label them!

Target: 70º
Actual: 68º

But designers care more about it looking pretty than it being easy to use. Unbelievable.

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@BritishHodl British: Great advice. Horrible audio.

The microphonics of your chain and shirt are killing your audio.

Ditch that crap DJI mic. You have a Patek. You can afford a shotgun mic or a Shure SM7b.

Ironically the most important part of video is the audio. Especially in your "talking head" case. Fix it. And shut the f_*_c_k up!

PS: Happy to help if you want it.

https://t.co/ubyUES6veF

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@CoachDanGo GTD (“Getting Things Done: The Art of Stress-free Productively”). A boring, but life-changing read.

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@JohnDParody @HustleBitch_ This does not fix it.

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@HustleBitch_ They did it for the same reason the “fashion industry” changes clothing trends every six months: Change for the sake of change.

TL;DR: Consumers are stupid and think new equals better.

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@SnazzyLabs @ChadMoran Washington.

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@Clogish @jasonfried The icons for the switch on the right don’t make sense to me based in what you said. Which icon = hot plate off?