Heather

Feminazgûl. Geek with baking problem. hEDS. Girly swot. Chaos magic. Immigrant. Herder of cats, hens & wildlife. She/her. Views mine. #BLM 🇦🇺🇪🇺

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@AmandaFoody @seananmcguire This ludicrous hellbeast can push open shower doors and the first time he did this I was home alone so when the door hit me in the back I almost left a Wile E Coyote style hole in the wall as I fled. I feel your pain.

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@OscarNMFranklin I’m over on Threads now away from Elmo’s fuckery! It’s LOVELY! I’m Colloquielle there, come join!

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

Thought it was just Johnson’s bowling that scared him, which I could’ve respected. What a melt. I’ve got wild baby birds in care right now with tougher backbones, and theirs are hollow.

[Kevin Pietersen🦏 @KP24]

Gotta go into London today.
NO WATCH and a plastic ring!
Congrats, @SadiqKhan ! 👍🏼

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@JoggerPlodder It’s been a busy busy summer - lots of ups and downs! I have still got a few birds left in care and they’re mostly doing brilliantly though, thank you ❤️

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@JoggerPlodder Hey! I’m mostly on Threads these days! How are you?

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@stephenRB4 This is abusive, honestly, I’m so upset.

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@elizaskinner Aw so cute, thank you! The trouble is he’s a Maine Coon, so I haven’t found any cat clothes that fit him. The doggy ones I got are a pretty good fit, & protected the laser burns on his neck from the cone, too. Poor little dude has been so good about it all 🖤

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@elizaskinner Taz is the best boy in the world and he’s got skin cancer so can never grow out his beautiful Maine Coon locks again. We live in the mountains in Qld, so winter here is going to involve lots of doggy jumpers that I snagged in the Black Friday sales - he’s a medium dog ❤️

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

I hope they do Australia next year 😁

[Kate’s on an Adventure @kateonadventure]

Okay fellow British travel enthusiasts. I think we have it. I give you the most UTTERLY UNHINGED travel itinerary I’ve ever seen. They are staying in… wait for it… PENRITH!!

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

This is going to be used as evidence in the trials that follow this genocide.

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

OPINION: The facts demonstrate that the northern Sinai Peninsula is an ideal location to develop a spacious resettlement for the people of Gaza.
https://t.co/1U38AWSVwb

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

Seems we have moved from the ‘How dare you accuse Israeli forces of bombing a hospital!’ to the ‘How dare you condemn Israeli forces for bombing a hospital!’ stage of the discourse

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@Keir_Starmer Quick! Look the other way and hope nobody notices your abject cowardice as a genocide takes place 🙄

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@metpoliceuk @RubyJLL @TfL @BTP What, did you run out of women to assault? Absolute state of this, good grief.

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@Katelovesawalk (Plus I’m up to my eyeballs with baby birds now!!)

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@Katelovesawalk Oh Twitter is just way too toxic now and that’s exactly how musk wants it so I’m Colloquielle on Insta / Threads mostly! Hope you’re well!

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@Telstra Telstra spent most of the winter “wOrKiNg On SeRvIcEs” in my area (Maleny) and it’s still patchier than a handmade quilt. It’s cost a lot of local businesses because card services don’t work. I resent paying for a service I can’t use - I had zero coverage at all yesterday.

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

Do the changes include any sort of functional data network, @telstra? That’d be exciting 🙄

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

@schrdingersgir1 Omg I’m always doing this - I’m part golden retriever. I collect big branches for the aviaries so whenever I’m out & about I’m looking for nice big sticks. Did you get it home?!

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

Anyone who thinks it’s accidental is delusional - the cruelty is the point 😡

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

In his latest bonkers video PM says he’s “ensuring that the only way to come to the UK for asylum will be through safe & legal routes”

Imagine his shock when he finds out there are currently NO SAFE & LEGAL ROUTES by which to travel to the UK for the purpose of claiming asylum

[Heather @CupcakeAnalyst]

I’m Colloquielle over there! 👋