Catherine Collison

American girl living in Paris reflecting on the funnier aspects of life

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

@Uber_Support

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

Did you know that if you don’t notice that you were incorrectly charged within 48 hours @Uber says that there is nothing you can do? And if you dispute the charge they’ll lock your account until you pay it back? Seems fair and legal 🤔

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

@BnbAir52579 If I wasn’t clear the PMs started 3 hours ago and the messages to your social media started right after you responded🤷‍♀️. Let’s not let the social media team play like the customer support team is helpful if they aren’t.

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

@Airbnb been on hold for a solid about of time… thought I would surprise my family with my presence but was surprised with period stains? How can I continue to get transferred for 2 hours?

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

@AirbnbHelp @AirbnbHelp don’t you love social media?
You can act like your helping even when you’re not in the DMs

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

@AskAmex what is the point of paying nearly $700/year if I’m going to get stranded at a gas station for an hour while your “servers update”?

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

@JackFrost5280 @AskAmex Same, both personal and corporate card but visa worked just fine

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

@_sophiepelham @AskAmexUK @AskAmex Same at a gas station

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

@AmericanAir tried flying you guys again and once again it’s a disaster. What’s the point in booking first class if you’re treated like trash? Two day delay with no vouchers, no compensation... what’s the point... America’s least reliable airline.

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

Should my New Years resolution have been to stop hitting the snooze button? I’ll let you know in 7 minutes.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

holy shit chester cheetah is gonna kill mitch mcconnell

[RadRad @ConradSzumilas]

@JurassicPark2go Americans have evolved past the need for "presidents" and "systems of checks and balances". Let North America be run by families of Tyrannosaurs. It's the only way to go.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Remember: the president can pardon turkeys for federal crimes only. Corn and Cob can still be indicted by the Manhattan DA.

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

@KurrentFN @realDonaldTrump I’ve seen a lot of maps in my day, but never one with a red California. Is this a map of places with schools that have chickens as mascots in blue?

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

I wanna know how in every meeting I get called Christine or Caroline. You only have to remember ONE basic white girl name and I have to remember all your one syllable white boy names.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

another movie about our perfect theme park

[Kevin Schini @KevinSchini]

Pretty fly for a white-haired guy

#VPDebate
#VPDebate2020

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

I wanna know what they keep writing down when they’re pissed off. Like y’all don’t really get a chance to talk back. Are you just writing “fuck you” and underlining it? There should be another camera is basically what I’m getting at. #VPDebate #VPDebate2020

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

@sevensixfive @ASlavitt Can somebody clarify for me what is considered an inbound air system? Is that just a once through system? If so that seems like a nightmare.

[Catherine Collison @cvcollison]

Hahahaha