Chris Brandsma

Actual human being.

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@davidfowl The change that spawned 10,000 rewrites. And I am one of them, I’m in the midst of moving a project to .net core.

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@muchl8r But I have seen bears and sheep. Miracles are often things that other people talk about. Harder to verify.

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@drpatesblog The sequelae of Covid has taking most of the last 7 months from me. It is no joke.

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@krishnanrohit I can build it, but my product managers would never go for it. Not snazzy enough.

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@davidfowl School begins, and my 13 year old is 5’6” with a size 13 shoe. There is no way his school clothes will last the year and fit.

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@CFDevelop Push to a branch: yes. Very reasonable. Push to main: no.

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@TheJackForge VS for C#, XCode for Swift, Android Studio for Kotlin.

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@sam_ferree @tmarkovski @sfeldman At some point you have to have code that does the dirty work of calling those pure functions, or updating data stores; and test that code.

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@ebaiya You tell me. I’ve heard most of them.

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@jeremydmiller I'm transition a system from a monolith multi-tenant system to a microservice multi-tenant system...there are no good answers. Move from one-tenant per DB to a Tenant in a bunch of DBs is a new suck as well.

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@brandendurst How dare they think for themselves and come to their own conclusions!

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@InnerJason @tesseralis I did read that book, and I write “rest’ish interfaces”. But I don’t think I hate myself enough to write full hyperdocs.

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@jason_grundy I swear they make people uncomfortable.

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@SenatorRisch The president doesn’t use them, industry does. Is the president raising your cattle too?

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@cwoodruff Time for The Balmer Peak.

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@unclebobmartin JavaScript will get there first.

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Pet peeve when talking to Microsoft employees: every time they us the word “ask” when they mean “request”.

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@jasongorman GW Basic

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@ebaiya That would be me. Plans last as long as the chaos factories stay put (middle managers).

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@richcampbell And here I am, quietly looking at a serialized Linq expression stored in the database.