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@DantesInfernoo @BaigaTom @Destiny2Team The final shape is prismatic. You don't need the witch queen for any of the new subclasses

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@ThatGuyFromHS @GreenTextRepost The counter measures were "you need to change", aka take accountability for being a subpar gf. I see how you read it that way though. This is 4chan we're reading.

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@pastaloni127 @H_B_Eagb @MuItimach Unfortunately if not done correct, and knowing how big d2 is right now, that game is gonna be like 500gb. I just hope they achieve non-stupidity and can make it smaller so more can enjoy what we all had a few years ago

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

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@TinAdjudicato @Fishofmanyhonor @HaruhiismOtaku This reply chain made me lose braincells. What happened to literacy 😔

[Julie Borowski @JulieBorowski]

Yeah. Charlie Kirk did say, "I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."

Here's the full quote:

“Yeah, it's a great question. Thank you. So, I'm a big Second Amendment fan but I think most politicians are cowards when it comes to defending why we have a Second Amendment. This is why I would not be a good politician, or maybe I would, I don't know, because I actually speak my mind.

The Second Amendment is not about hunting. I love hunting. The Second Amendment is not even about personal defense. That is important. The Second Amendment is there, God forbid, so that you can defend yourself against a tyrannical government. And if that talk scares you — "wow, that's radical, Charlie, I don't know about that" — well then, you have not really read any of the literature of our Founding Fathers. Number two, you've not read any 20th-century history. You're just living in Narnia. By the way, if you're actually living in Narnia, you would be wiser than wherever you're living, because C.S. Lewis was really smart. So I don't know what alternative universe you're living in. You just don't want to face reality that governments tend to get tyrannical and that if people need an ability to protect themselves and their communities and their families.

Now, we must also be real. We must be honest with the population. Having an armed citizenry comes with a price, and that is part of liberty. Driving comes with a price. 50,000, 50,000, 50,000 people die on the road every year. That's a price. You get rid of driving, you'd have 50,000 less auto fatalities. But we have decided that the benefit of driving — speed, accessibility, mobility, having products, services — is worth the cost of 50,000 people dying on the road. So we need to be very clear that you're not going to get gun deaths to zero. It will not happen. You could significantly reduce them through having more fathers in the home, by having more armed guards in front of schools. We should have a honest and clear reductionist view of gun violence, but we should not have a utopian one.

You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won't have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It's drivel. But I am, I, I — I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe.

So then, how do you reduce? Very simple. People say, oh, Charlie, how do you stop school shootings? I don't know. How did we stop shootings at baseball games? Because we have armed guards outside of baseball games. That's why. How did we stop all the shootings at airports? We have armed guards outside of airports. How do we stop all the shootings at banks? We have armed guards outside of banks. How did we stop all the shootings at gun shows? Notice there's not a lot of mass shootings at gun shows, there's all these guns. Because everyone's armed. If our money and our sporting events and our airplanes have armed guards, why don't our children?”

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@undohss @Hal45888 @RepFine crazy how murder was outlawed and it didn't stop the shooter

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@Epicboss6700 @themelonman31 @DiscordTraveler @MunstaMasta WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

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@kangminlee @IcedViews Gotta protect the curbs, those things cost a good amount of road occupation to repair!

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@testiclesminaj @SirCesareBorgia @TheOnlyDSC This is cringe. Please go to or back to school and learn basic statistics

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@greydel6 @Pirat_Nation @NexusSites There's no nose ring! False picture

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@ChalupaOverlord @psyxypher @Pirat_Nation No one is saying it's risk free. What usually happens though is people think that everything is trustworthy, and that nothing requires a second thought. Those people typically tend to be extremely confident that they're not gonna get malware, or ignorant to the fact there is any

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@psyxypher @Pirat_Nation if you're installing malware while pirating, there's a good chance it's a user error, which you can mitigate by asking yourself if the site you're looking at doesn't look right

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@flmkrD @TruthorConseq12 @SecDuffy I'm more inclined to believe an NTSB screen grab than any news article - an aviation student who has several Av Safety professors and taken many safety classes

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@JRo11712 @TruthorConseq12 @SecDuffy The cool thing is, the FAA and the NTSB give you it for free with a google search :)
https://t.co/4ddyt3aJm4

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@Throwaway638089 @CJM8423 @GerryAdams1967 @JaredAsman @jason_meister @Pasquinalle I used to be one of these people that just believe whatever article I'm seeing. Now that I'm in this situation, I see how stupid these people are. Ugh

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@Quinquagenaria9 @stellaaa @jason_meister @westcoast_lyfe My condolences for him! We all know drug addicts should be awarded jobs just as much as the next non-addict! 😂😂😂

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@GerryAdams1967 @Throwaway638089 @JaredAsman @jason_meister @Pasquinalle There are technically "off the street" hires. But every single one of them go to the FAA Academy in OKC, where if they cannot handle being an ATC, they get weeded out. Then they graduate from the academy and get sent to lower tier facilities first, unless they score higher

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@Throwaway638089 @JaredAsman @jason_meister @Pasquinalle Talking about the ATSA, or something different?