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certified hater

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@aghoulishgal @FootyFilmzz i got 2 tickets for $98 each so... totally reasonable imo for 1v2

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@UofOklahoma ...but did you read the paper? it wasn’t a matter of “religious discrimination”. the paper was not of an academic standard, it was barely intelligible and clearly did not follow the guidelines of the assignment. everybody knows not to put personal opinions into an academic work.

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@SwiftKey are y’all gonna fix the bug where my keyboard is CONSTANTLY trying to revert to the default iOS keyboard? This only ever happens when you release a new update immediately following an iOS update and then you take forever to release a patch. It happens every single time.

[eric63 amg biturbo 4matic @EricMTerrill1]

me to every cybertruck i see on the road

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@dunbill5 @ryanhallyall no surely not because weather manipulation doesn't exist that's pretty common knowledge i fear

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at any moment there is a drunkest person in the world and perhaps in this moment it is me i fear

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@mk_guthrie don't forget 50 first dates too

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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@mk_guthrie and i didn't even get got this time

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@MissSassbox Feel free to not steal content from original creators next time! I love seeing when people profit on account of doing literally no work

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@MillerStream what do you mean for no reason? you openly admitted you're a rape sympathizer at the very best, which is pretty goddamn bad for a person to be. we can have respectful dialogue as soon as you die and go to hell.

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@libsoftiktok Die 🫶🏻

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my legs may be irrevocably damaged BUT they are hairless so i take the win

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they've gotta put some evil sorcery in nair because there's no other way it can work Like That

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the inevitability of burning yourself should be the main deterrent and yet

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

Thank you for absolutely everything, Alex Morgan.