dakota

my favorite philosopher is lewis black

[dakota @dab00g]

i swear to fuck ima kill a hick today

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

This is real, the liberal media won’t let you know this is what Houston looks like

[dakota @dab00g]

take the salt from my wounds & put it in my margarita 😇

[elaine @laineyyyy01]

wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them

[Skeef @imskeef]

whats that song thats like “drink and jack off by myself, theres jеws in texas I can tell”

[yadi ⋆˚꩜｡⋆. @strawberryadi]

they sh00t u in Houston if u don’t drive 110 on the freeway

[A @seattleiminyou]

Pleading insanity to a traffic violation

[dakota @dab00g]

blackout #wednesday

[死 @humanxmaybe]

black mold party at my house everyone is invited

[NosferBratu @jdt_pdx]

@taylorswift13 The Life of Shit From a Butt (Diarrhea Version)

[knuckles the chuckles @knucksthechucks]

Smiling Friends has done irreparable damage to nihilism and I think that's very funny

[char @govassignedgoth]

i do not “check stats”. i do not compare players, i do not do sports betting, i do not look at player rankings. I TURN ON THE GAME. and if we lose, I KILL MYSELF.

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

Photos I took of signs in the American South

[dakota @dab00g]

THATS WHY U THROW AJ BROWN THE FUCKIN BALL!!!!!!!

[✒️ @Literariium]

— Andrea Gibson

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

What are South Park writers even supposed to do now