Frank Chips

sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

I'm sorry Ms Jackson
I am surreal
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I'm a fish with one gigantic eye

[Buc 🆓️ @BucMarvin]

Baklava is my favorite lava.

[GL @gldivittorio]

Dropping this while half the country is at home visiting their parents is so funny

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The year is 2025. nobody be's mean

[Maria @mlstrat]

a load-bearing bit among my friends came from a guy on the periphery who came to a party, walked outside where we were talking, and said “moon looks great tonight.” everyone agreed, went back to talking. upon a lull he said “speaking of the moon, i made the nasa website” 😂

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too

Zane lowe: yeah

Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement

Zane: right. like Wallace

kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Its crazy how alcohol makes all your pets 600% softer

[will @twothickscoops]

White people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like

[pj @pjayevans]

My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Price Price Baby @PriceCheck64]

Why are tables made out of literally the only material that requires a coaster?

[Price Price Baby @PriceCheck64]

It was only a matter of time before Santa integrated drone delivery

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

I’m happy
I’m feelin glad
I got corndogs in a bag

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

2024 was a banner year for white people. Honestly congratulations, white people

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Santa: we wrote you a song
Rudolf: aw thanks
Santa: you’re gonna love it
Rudolf: as long as it’s not about my nose
Santa: …
Rudolf: is it about my nose

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

It’s Christmas Eve Eve not Christmas Steve Steve