Dadliest Weapon

Christian, husband, dad of 4(!), DIY enthusiast, amateur gardener, hands-on, get dirty but get it done, silly, opinionated, small government conservative.

[Skeletor 🧼🧽🫧 @TheMuppetPastor]

If you won’t give back the land, then don’t acknowledge the land.

[Ken @Ken_FiveSolas]

Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
— 1 Corinthians 16:13

[J Caleb Jones @JCalebJones]

Hey, @NBC10Boston, did you know that Mass. Gen. Laws Ann. ch. 268, § 13B says that:

"(b) Whoever willfully, either directly or indirectly: (i) threatens, attempts or causes physical, emotional or economic injury or property damage to . . . or (iii) misleads, intimidates or harasses another person who is a . . . (C) . . . juror . . . with the intent to or with reckless disregard for the fact that it may . . . punish, harm or otherwise retaliate against any such person described in this section for such person or such person’s family member’s participation in any of the proceedings described in this section, shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than 10 years or by imprisonment in the house of correction for not more than 2 ½ years or by a fine of not less than $1,000 or more than $5,000 or by both such fine and imprisonment."

Isn't that crazy?

[Terrible Quality Memes @BadQualityMemes]

Not so funny now, is it?

[jacob @jxcxbrxss]

I lost my Dad on 9/11. I don’t get a lot of reach on here. But I just wanted to share a picture. He was 39. I thought he was old. I’m now in my mid 30s and I still feel like a kid.

He was a great trader. He loved markets. He loved to find a stock no one was talking about.

The first trade I ever placed was on his work computer, where he let me click the button to buy AMAT. I loved going to the office with him. It was electric.

He was the best dad. We spent hours out in the street after dinner where he’d throw “pop flys” for me to catch. Eye on the ball.

He loved watching Sponge Bob and eating cereal, wrestling with us in the living room. He just loved being around his kids so much, and we knew it. I’m so grateful I got a dad like that.

Love you, Pops.

[Right Wing Dad @RightWingDad]

“You’re all wrong. That bitch killed her kids.”

[Dadliest Weapon @dadliestweapon]

@NBC10Boston Hey @NBC10Boston. You’re the lowest kind of scum of the Earth. Go suck on a septic pipe.

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

🚨 TODD BEAMER, UNITED 93 PHONE CALL: "LET'S ROLL" 🇺🇸

Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked.

Lisa: I understand. Can they see you?

Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake.

Lisa: Your name?

Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.

Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor.

Lisa: Are you okay?

Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again.

Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true?

Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan.

Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call.

Lisa: I promise.

Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy.

Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.)

Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol.

Todd: I understand. I’ll be back.

Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot.

Lisa: What are you going to do?

Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out.

Todd: Would you pray with me? [They pray the Lord’s Prayer.] Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me.

Todd: God help me. Jesus help me. Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.

SOURCE: @SterlingMSnow

[Dadliest Weapon @dadliestweapon]

@esjesjesj You really live under a rock, don’t you? Tyler Robinson was dating a gay furry. You don’t get much more liberal than that.

[Origin @OriginWx]

Within 17 hours of posting this.

She's been doxxed, phone blown up, fired (40 minutes ago) and had her visa pulled with threat of forcible deportation.

God bless our online Patriots

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

This vile Canadian communist in LA on a visa, who celebrates Charlie Kirk's assassination and takes pictures of herself stepping on the American flag is getting deported.

Fuck off, commie! God bless America.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨WOW!!!

The Charlotte NC high school that painted over a student's tribute to Charlie Kirk, called the police on her, and then publicly branded the 16-year-old girl a VANDAL in front of her entire school...

…was forced to pay her $95,000!!!!!!

Her name is Gabby Stout, she was a junior at Ardrey Kell High School.

Days after Charlie Kirk was assass*nated, she got PERMISSION from the front office to paint the school's spirit rock, a tradition kids have used for years.

She painted a heart. An American flag. "Freedom 1776." And "Live Like Kirk ... John 11:25."

Within HOURS, the school painted over it.

Then the principal emailed the ENTIRE school calling it VANDALISM, claiming she broke the code of conduct, and announcing they had called LAW ENFORCEMENT to open a criminal investigation.

They pulled this teenage girl out of class again and again and then MADE HER WRITE A CONFESSION!!!!

They demanded her PHONE so they could search her call logs.

For painting a rock. With permission.

So her family sued. And they WON.

Charlotte-Mecklenburg Schools in June learned it has to pay her $95,000, publicly clear her name, and admit in writing she did NOTHING wrong.

But not only that... they were forced to adopt a brand new student free speech policy because of her.

THIS is how you fight back.

GOD BLESS GABBY STOUT!!!!!!

[Dadliest Weapon @dadliestweapon]

@ianmiles When you kill thousands of civilian people in an unprovoked terrorist attack, you don’t get to complain about the “FIND OUT”.

[Skeletor 🧼🧽🫧 @TheMuppetPastor]

Thank you so much to this young African American gentleman for standing firm against bullying and doing the right thing.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

This is amazing. The Left has been trashing this guy all week only to find out that he was the only black person on the jury, getting hounded by bossy white women. Just perfect.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The other jurors have spent all week calling the lone male holdout an arrogant, uncooperative dummy who didn’t understand the law or follow the rules. Now we come to find out that they were talking about the only black guy in the room this whole time. Leftists have accidentally sided with 11 white bullies against a black man who stood up to them. Just an absolutely amazing twist. You couldn’t script it any better.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Has any country ever fallen off harder than Australia? When I was a kid, Australians were seen as tough and rugged. Steve Irwin types. Now the word “Australia” is synonymous with gay bullshit like this. Gay bullshit appears to be the country’s main export. Like Canada but with bigger spiders. What a shame.

[🇺🇸JB MAGA 🇺🇸 @JBMAGA03]

🇺🇸 This is what American power looks like.

14-year-old Laura Montero’s appendix burst 550 miles from the nearest surgeon while on a cruise off Baja.

The USS Ronald Reagan — a nuclear aircraft carrier with thousands of sailors — changed course overnight, launched a helicopter, hoisted her off the cruise ship in a basket, and performed emergency surgery at sea.

She was already septic. They saved her life.

That’s the U.S. Navy. That’s what we do.

Never apologize for this country.

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

The soy sauce packet in your takeout bag isn't soy sauce. The biggest maker, Kari-Out in New Jersey, lists water, salt, hydrolyzed soy and corn protein, caramel color and sodium benzoate. No fermentation, no brewing. It's made in a couple of days by boiling defatted soy meal in hydrochloric acid, neutralizing it, then adding color and corn syrup so it looks and tastes close enough.

A lot of the bottles on the grocery shelf are the same thing. Kikkoman and the Japanese government went to the UN food standards body years ago and asked that the chemical version not be allowed to use the name soy sauce. The hydrolyzed protein industry and the USDA pushed back and it stayed. The brewed ones say naturally brewed on the label. If the bottle doesn't say it, it isn't.

[Joe B @AstroJoeB]

Nobody wanted mourning to be mandatory, we just didn’t want you openly cheering for and celebrating a political assassination. The bar was on the floor.