evan needs a moment

Suave doesn't even begin to describe me... actually, it really doesn't.

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I figure I'll pin this so we can look back in a couple years and laugh and laugh and laugh about how terrible Obama's America was. https://t.co/GMBsUP3QNv

[Ben White @EconomyBen]

Trump inherits economy: Growing at 3.2%, record high stock and home prices, record high stock prices, 4.9% unemployment and rising wages.

[evan needs a moment @dadsoffthecouch]

@StarTrekTNC You're back. Thank god. I thought it was just me and Shades of Grey, all alone. *weeps unabashedly

[Corey Miller @StopEatingBees]

Gryffindor has 65,000,000 points, and Slytherin has 62,000,000. Therefore, Slytherin wins.
#Trumps1stYearAtHogwarts

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

This will be called the #TrumpShutdown. There is no one who deserves the blame for the position we find ourselves in more than President Trump.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

The President said he was going to run America like his businesses. Apparently we have reached the part where he would usually just declare bankruptcy and run away. #TrumpShutdown

[Tristan Cooper @TristanACooper]

I'd like to nominate Littlefinger getting exposed as the new "Blinking White Guy" GIF #GameOfThrones #GameOfThronesFinale

[Morgan Glennon @mojotastic]

"Oh hey Arya, not trying to pry but like, what's with the bag of faces? That's kinda weird" Sansa, realizing she's the sanest Stark. #GoT

[evan needs a moment @dadsoffthecouch]

#theon jumping: ugh. AND so much more SPAZZY than #tommen #GoTS7

[evan needs a moment @dadsoffthecouch]

@SPONTANEANATION The last humans-only bunker, post apocalypse.

[evan needs a moment @dadsoffthecouch]

haaaaaaaaaa *wipes eyes
Hoo boy.

[evan needs a moment @dadsoffthecouch]

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[evan needs a moment @dadsoffthecouch]

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[evan needs a moment @dadsoffthecouch]

Bwaaaahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha Awwww hahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha poor https://t.co/hnz7mBQsAY

[SUNY Potsdam @sunypotsdam1816]

Thank you to everyone who came to celebrate the Class of 2017 with us! Enjoy one more look at this morning's processional! #SUNYPotsdamGrad

[SUNY Potsdam @sunypotsdam1816]

SUNY Potsdam awarded more than 1,000 degrees at Commencement. Read the recap here: https://t.co/avbtEyo4vn #SUNYPotsdamGrad #PotsdamProud

[evan needs a moment @dadsoffthecouch]

THESE guys!
#SUNYpotsdamgrad

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#sunypotsdamgrad

[evan needs a moment @dadsoffthecouch]

@pennyddreadful Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds!!!!
#mypeeps

[evan needs a moment @dadsoffthecouch]

@GovMikeHuckabee Dude. That's a pretty weird mother's day memory. Yuck.

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@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS "Really? Nothing for your multiple former wives?" says the internet.