DahiirCaptain

MBBS || Basakkwace || @ManUtd fan || married

[Jeffrey @Jeffofbayelsa]

976 goals of the GOAT on tape.
Make ESPN no later reduce am to 840.
If em retire we go count the assists own too.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Watch 950 Ronaldo Goals

All On Tape

[👑Kvng Olagreat™⚽️ @TheRealOlagreat]

He joined Real Madrid with 145 career goals, he left Real Madrid with 655 career goals and he's currently on 976 career goals.

An absolute mad man..

[Debs🥰 @DeborahYeboah16]

The fact that Ronaldo fans are still winning the banter despite Ronaldo never winning a World Cup baffles me. 😭🤣

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

gun’s gonna jam , zero shots on target again 😭😭😭

[Maryam Ado Sa’adu @Maaryam_Ado]

106 days!!!!!!!!!!!

[𝐓𝐌 @TouchmineX]

🚨📊 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Lionel Messi has played FIVE international finals without registering a single shot on target. 😳🇦🇷

[The Real Kachy 🇵🇹 @David_onyii]

Ronaldo fans by this time yesterday to all Messi fans 😂😂😂 it was so powerful and glorious 😂😂😂😂😂

[SeaSnake @moyodre]

Messi is experiencing one week of CR’s last decade and suddenly it’s a “planned attack”

[6 @Rocketqt]

And his own midfield was playing against the team. Oh how history will be kind to you.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

I remember the “I’m going to tell Piers Morgan meme” we got our here too 😂😂😂😂

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

It’s all banter, but I think you���re crossing the line with this one. There are certain topics we should know better than to joke about. Please stay away from issues involving married couples. Let’s keep the banter respectful.

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

TRENDING: Nigeria lost its first-ever female neurosurgeon, Dr. Salamat Ahuoiza Aliu, to the U.S. where she retrained as a pediatric resident, and now works at a Children Clinic in Missouri. She was a Senior Consultant Neurosurgeon at the University of Ilorin Teaching Hospital 🏥

[TAHYOR 👑- 36- @eyitayojay]

The smart and Intelligent Messi fans said Ronaldo was raising his hands for offside when his team mate scored 😂😂😂

If you allow them gaslight you then you’ve failed 😂😂

[KDC Global @KDCGlobal_]

Messi fans dey vex say Ronaldo fans no dey vex 😩😅🙏🏾

[MIDΞ (❖,❖) @theProcessXCII]

“No be the phone even pain me, na the SIM”

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

When you were dragging Ronaldo for being eliminated by Spain nobody called you stupid. Why are you insulting us for trolling Argentina😭😂

[Rado 🎈 @thee_ovie]

One fraudster has lost his second term.

One to go. Nigerians, BELIEVE!

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

“No be the phone pain me, na the SIM card” 😂