daisey

meow

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

my wind down routine

[gnorp @gnorpe]

how it fucking feels

[magus 𝜗𝜚₊‧ @mdemoroha]

literally every eren stan

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels to say "lemme see" after they showed everyone but you

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

outdoor cat owners when their "precious muffin" annihilates 16 endangered bird species and gets mauled to death by a coyote

[crombula @crombula_]

Men loooooooove saying shit like this and then don't do the dishes, like, ever.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i love abortions and have had sixteen of them this year alone

[Poison Ivy 🌿 @Just_1vy]

It’s a wrap, Medical Doctor at 24!!!

[. @playboicurrryy]

cap

[Josh @XJosh]

Connor McGregor is a convicted rapist. The woman he raped was raped so viciously that the had to surgically remove her tampon because he hammered it into her cervix. His roided up ape brain couldn't even stop long enough to take it out first.

[charlie⋆˚꩜ @gonegirlfriend]

a girl you’ve never spoken to before liking your instagram story post is like an angel visiting you

[@feywildes.bsky.social @feywildes]

fixed it for u

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

All these new headlights are TOO fucking bright

[giggly ♡ @xgigglypuff]

“how do insecure men react when a woman is more successful than them?”

[Rdogswag @Rdogswag420]

Dti players when the theme is snow day

[giggly ♡ @xgigglypuff]

what? like it’s hard?

[Susan Heffley @MomHeffley]

The X gestapo has ordered me to remove one of my most popular posts when all I did was proclaim my love for the savior of the first amendment and humanity's future. I thought this was supposed to be the home of free speech?

[Dog Guy™️ @doggtism]

“But he comes back every night!”