Damien

Hortensia?! Oh this is a fucking disaster.

[Damien @damofa]

@Andrew_Robl This is good news.

[Damien @damofa]

All that money spent and Chelsea still have a traffic cone in goal. Pure negligence.

[Damien @damofa]

This Tzolis feller already played in the PL for Norwich? Give me back my fantasy team.

[Doc Sportello @TheDocSportello]

unsubscribing from the email list of a charity I once donated to

[Damien @damofa]

If he’s going to Seville, then I’m going too. Perfect city to go to for a weekend and catch a game.

[Real Betis Balompié @RealBetis_en]

Real Betis and AZ Alkmaar have reached an agreement for the transfer of Troy Parrott.

Welcome to your new home, Troy! 💚

➡ https://t.co/2JkK0QRlUC

[Damien @damofa]

Part-time mad bastards.

[Eamo @eamod78]

Every one a sex pest
#RoseofTralee

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

And finally, legendary pool hustler Minnesota Fats passed away Wednesday.

You know, now he's probably up in Heaven, racking them up for a game with Saint Peter.

Or, maybe he's in Hell, where demons gnaw at his flesh, and the agonies of the damned never cease.

Either way, he'll be missed!

[Damien @damofa]

And fair balls to Rhasidat Adeleke.

[Damien @damofa]

Fair balls to Mark English.

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Nice to hear Brad Pitt is drinking again. Alcohol and its effects are awesome and fun to experience.

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

me listening to the person at work who’s opinions I don’t remotely respect but is senior to me recommend Ted Lasso ,and saying I’ll ‘add it to the list’.

[Damien @damofa]

The greatest joke ever told.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Well, it is finally official.

Murder is legal in the state of California.

[Damien @damofa]

Mark Selby winning the frame from this position is nothing short of daylight robbery.

[Damien @damofa]

@TimesSport @matthewsyed This is clearly some kind of cry for help.

[Damien @damofa]

@fistedaway A lad I used work with once said to me “Jeez your man from Fake Taxi is after putting on a sight of weight”. He must’ve been watching them in order.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

legend alert

[Damien @damofa]

Yes!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen.

The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex.

In theaters on September 25.

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Bill was born for this right here. On fire.

[Damien @damofa]

It’s the way he leathers in the final black. He didn’t give one single fuck.

[I ❤️ Snooker @ILoveSnooker_]

It’s been 16 years since Ronnie O’Sullivan asked about the prize for a 147 break.

Learning it was only £4k, he continued building a flawless break.

Before the final black, he shook hands with Mark King to stop at 140, until the referee persuaded him to pot it.