dangermouse ✨

[dangermouse ✨ @dangermouse2_5]

@DFSCare Do you differ from the 10 other people who have fed me rubbish? I’ve had months of lies. I’ve had enough. Unless you are able to collect my sofa “that’s ready”and get it delivered then this is a pretty pointless “standard reply”. I’ll take a 4.5k full refund though please?

[dangermouse ✨ @dangermouse2_5]

@DFS how about you give me some of my money back that I paid in full upfront and I’ll arrange collecting my sofa myself. That apparently is at the distribution centre..ready.. again. Or return my money and I’ll go elsewhere and order.. I have a feeling it would be quicker! Jokers

[dangermouse ✨ @dangermouse2_5]

@DanielJSims 🖤

[dangermouse ✨ @dangermouse2_5]

@DFS will help you find the perfect sofa design… but then leave you waiting over 5 months, even tell you it’s ready, tease you and book a delivery.. only then to phone to say it’s not coming for another few weeks! That’s Doubtful!! Customer service appalling! Don’t use them. 😡

[styled.by.sally @SallyStyled]

A foxy bauble. Unique gift or to dangle from a tree 🌲 https://t.co/3qng1W1Kaj #bauble #giftidea #fox #foxdecor #pear #peardecor #homeinspo #handturned #woodendecor 🦊🤎

[styled.by.sally @SallyStyled]

Who doesn’t love a zebra! Check out this wooden pear shelf sitter at https://t.co/3qng1W1Kaj hand turned and painted in Sussex. A great shelfie for any room #giftidea #zebra #zebradecor #woodendecor #ourpeartribe #shelfsitter #zebradecoration #homedecor #shelfie #peardecor 🍐🦓

[styled.by.sally @SallyStyled]

Excited to share this item from my #etsy shop: Killer whale gift, whale children's decor, killer whale lovers gifts, monochrome gift for children, gift for whale lovers, killer whale #babyshowergift #babygift #woodenbabygift #babydecor #nurserydecor https://t.co/o27wNm1T6p

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Why did it change? Why did we put economic interests above saving lives?

[Master Roshi @GHKwabz]

“The tallest boy should snog the girl he fancies the most”

Callum: #LoveIsland

[dangermouse ✨ @dangermouse2_5]

Yes! 🙄

[dangermouse ✨ @dangermouse2_5]

If I see one more piece of cheese 🧀 🤢

[dangermouse ✨ @dangermouse2_5]

@restoman1978 Haha not that I know off!! But anything possible with this one 😂

[dangermouse ✨ @dangermouse2_5]

News reader on itv brilliant tonight 😂 don’t think I’ve laughed so much through the news 😆 #itvnews

[dangermouse ✨ @dangermouse2_5]

@DanielJSims 👀

[dangermouse ✨ @dangermouse2_5]

Another day in paradise! A girl can dream... 🙄

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

#heygoogle Have you ever wondered what Kevin McCallister is like as an adult?  Me neither. But just in case you’re curious you should totally watch this #ad

[dangermouse ✨ @dangermouse2_5]

Daniel barely got the ring out of his pocket before she whipped that glove off her hand!! Brilliant ❤️ #Undateables #TheUndateables

[dangermouse ✨ @dangermouse2_5]

@robrichards01 Bullies are the insecure ones who normally have some jealously in there. Your daughter is beautiful ❤️ keep smiling Gracie