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[Smoove Siempre 🥷🏾 @TR_Smoove]

What’s Good Twitter! Just opened up my own store! Ain’t nothing crazy but feel free to check it out and share it with your family and friends! Thank you for just seeing this! 🙏🏾💯View Store Here: https://t.co/D8grJTpvJx

[ember 🐎 @emberlmao]

My dad told me he was divorcing my mom while I was playing lego indiana jones but look at the cinematography

[Zanah (Zay-Nuh) Thirus @Zanah__]

I have an orgasm every day and I’m usually high as hell when I’m not at work.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

imagine hating on me and I'm in my room doing this:

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

send everyone home & give the 100k to the lady who has to wash Nic & Cierra’s sheets every morning.

[baby d @daniellebrown72]

@vanessastrange @elphiegay That’s my friend!!!! Her insta handle is inklikeapen

[brandon* @brndxix]

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

[ً @cryst6ls]

one time i was so high my bra unclasped and i thought i got shot

[alaska ★彡 @onlinegirlie]

a literal lesbian getting a bf before me is crazy

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

Using the “you gonna teach me spanish” line on a latina

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Disturbia was an all-time summer sleepover classic back in the day when summers actually meant something instead of nonstop, endless work. I really don’t know what to tell you other than you kinda sorta just had to be there, man. The nostalgia is so incredibly strong.

[blue @bluewmist]

to avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Tell the chef I said yummers

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

dryhump me if i'm wrong but tomorrows tuesday