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I retweet funny stuff and tweet sad stuff

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Best video I've seen in my life and it's not even close

[Louis @bigmanpezza]

Das also not good for day one

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

The first time my very religious ex-boyfriend and I slept together he looked me dead in the eye upon penetration and said "Now I know how Adam and Eve felt" and I've gotta tell you, it really killed the mood.

[J @Joaseb_M]

- Le tiró a la gente los anteojos de Ødegaard, que valen £1200, mientras se cagaba de risa

- Obligó a Rice a cantar ‘Rice, Rice baby”

- ‘Hincapie get your fucking bum out’

- Tiraron una hamburguesa al colectivo y se la comió

Mas leyenda que este tipo no encuentro 🐐🐐🐐

[Max - CHAMPIONS 🏆 @Max1886AFC]

We may of lost. But at least we will never be French.

[Steve @CansAndBansV13]

Fucking hell. Only needs 3, at FV lads.

Another euro away virgin

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

And you actually own the thing.

[Kenzo 🇵🇹🇨🇻🇧🇷 @Solo9iii]

My dad was saying to me he's worried about cavani's runs in behind

[Matt PUFC @matt_pufc]

Sensational tweet.

[Greg 🐦‍🔥 @GeorgeMYNWA]

Whenever you’re losing popularity, just wrap a pen bottom right and it works every time. I’m back on board. Polanski would look paraplegic trying this and Farage’s arthritis would start playing up. Look at my PM effortlessly slotting it away like it’s nothing. Love it.

[James Morgan @mulletrider]

Arshavin not far off buying his first pint

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@NoContextHumans How’d they cobble together enough working machines for this order

[GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin]

Imagine trying to wake up a Spanish team at 1:30am. They’d still be having their tea.

[LTDArsenal @arsenal_ltd]

@atletiuniverse Sure that wasn't Tottenham fans celebrating 2 wins in 2026 and getting out the relegation zone

Could of been NFFC fan celebrating their win all around London

[MATT KING @RealMattKing]

It's true. I had a rare stroke of the spinal cord on Sunday. I was initially paralysed but was rushed to The Royal Sussex and the staff have been amazing. Can walk again, a bit. My legs were jelly, man. It didnt feel fucking brilliant. Thank you for all the love and kindness. 🩵

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

You Are Not On Loan

[Wheelsy @alexwheelsy]

Lads we are on the brink of relegation

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

@SanikhanPc