Danny Doherty

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

Woke up three separate times this mornin an forgot where I was everytime amnesia righttttt

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

Skinny bro standin on the corner with manprees air Jordan's and a #effthepolice #mentaility #cantstopgrindin

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

You never forget your first hammer... Mine was blue or green or something

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

It warms my heart to think there might be a dude out there rockin a mullet that's party in the front and business in the back

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

Pull up to the lumber yard in a beat-up chevy shamelessly blastin we found luv in a hopeless place #respectdastroke

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

@alysnava @sorrynotsorryy Damn It if it ain't the truth tho;)

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

@JackPeople71 can't stop won't stop, might stop if you tickle my feeeeet

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

Talk is cheap and I got expensive tast, ya dig
#zanesays

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

Getting songs stuck in others' heads like it's my day job, now pay up chumps #keepgrindin

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

At the end of the day in Indiana either you're a winner or a hoosier #hoos #urdaddy

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

@CalebFranzmann You guessed it

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

Took a shower and I still smell like alch, what're ya gonna do man

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

Big pimpin Homer Simpson : my main objective is D'oh

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

Decided I'm not getting out of the shower til I think of at least one good joke...then I was like I can't tweet in the showe

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

Am I the only guy that had named my own body parts besides the penis? #neilthenose #heknows

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

@JackPeople71 Ya gotta earn it ta burn it

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

Love is 1880.29 miles. Roughly. @alysnava

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

@alysnava @totalsratmove Mine!

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

"Fuck bridges. Get monkey" -weird pervert who batters using monkeys

[Danny Doherty @danonthecan411]

"Fuck bridges. Get monkey." -weird pervert who batters with monkeys.