Dan Smith

[Dan Smith @danzsmith300]

@ashphattt222 Sometimes it just feels nice

[Dan Smith @danzsmith300]

@Mericamemed I hope he gives his grandparents chlamydia

[Dan Smith @danzsmith300]

@ashphattt222 What did he go to jail for?

[Dan Smith @danzsmith300]

@trailblazers 😬

[🥀✨🪶 @ash_may_bite]

happy 4th to all the people whose uterus makes them a second class citizen

[karl hess @karlhess]

cottage cheese is the bonnie raitt of dairy- my mom loved it in the 90s and i made fun of it, but now i can’t get enough

[Congressman Brendan Boyle @RepBrendanBoyle]

Very unfair way to treat the reigning NFL MVP

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

I've seen enough: Sen. Raphael Warnock (D) defeats Herschel Walker (R) in the #GASEN runoff, giving Democrats a 51-49 majority in the Senate.

[jame @kloogans]

we should replace santa with just some dude. dan the presents guy. dont forget to leave out a pack of marlboro reds for dan

[Dan Smith @danzsmith300]

@ellorysmith You need to take your apron off before going to the bathroom.

[Oregon Politics Editors @OregonPolEds]

How can The Oregonian/OregonLive call a winner in Oregon’s governor race when some ballots have yet to be counted? Math https://t.co/8qiChr9M5J

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

Bolsonaro joins Trump in being a loser.

[Dan Smith @danzsmith300]

@joshhart Yukon Tavern

[NPR @NPR]

Don't be fooled by its fuzzy appearance — a prick from the puss caterpillar's poisonous barbs packs a powerful sting, and can leave lasting pain for days and even weeks.
https://t.co/ch3bNaSAyG

[StrictlyRockers 🇺🇦🌻 @christoq]

Surf photographer Dave Nelson got a video of a seal chasing after a ball with his dog on the beach in Santa Cruz.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

From the archives | But if President Lincoln were to free the slaves—a preposterous idea—how would that be fair to slaves who risked life and limb to escape or who actually bought their emancipation the old-fashioned way: through hard work?

The Editorial Board, 1863

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

The only code you’re allowed to steal is Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

some dude woke up today and decided to commit suicide by cop bc the former host of celebrity apprentice wasnt allowed to keep the top secret documents he stole from the white house