mama B

Hockeymom of 4, DU alum, living the dream

[mama B @darcbaldridge]

I'm about to stress eat the children.

[Flynn Rider @FlynnRider1812]

"Clean clean coal, let's put them back in the mines!"
#TrumpRally

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Trump picked the worst group of cabinet nominees in the modern history of America. But EPA nominee Scott Pruitt is the worst of the worst.

[Cyrus McQueen @CyrusMMcQueen]

So the #MuslimBan was about "National Security"... meanwhile, the National Security Advisor was actually compromising our National Security?

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

As kids, we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood.
Now we're like, okay yes this makes sense.

[Tony @tsm560]

What's that you say? A low tolerance for drama?.. Oh, you're gonna love it here.

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

My friend is on Facebook, "Little Jimmy made high honor roll again!" And I'm over here like, "Do my nipples look the same size to you?"

[Travon Free @Travon]

A Spanish newspaper used Alex Baldwin's picture instead of Trump's. If Toddler in Chief sees this we're going to war.

[mama B @darcbaldridge]

What if life were like Clue and you could just pick a room and grab the lead pipe and whack a bitch?

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

Three branches was really a smart call by the founders. https://t.co/cxgrPJx1gu

[Beau Willimon @BeauWillimon]

See you in the psychiatric ward. https://t.co/HbZKxeWY5U

[mama B @darcbaldridge]

Dude. Why?

[mama B @darcbaldridge]

I probably didn't have to make that college kid cry for double parking. A simple "get the fuck out!" would've worked.

[mama B @darcbaldridge]

We have to find time to laugh. Otherwise we will all die. Not to be morbid. But yeah, basically.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The DeVos pledge: If your senator voted YES, you pledge to vote AGAINST them in the next election and to donate to their opponent. Please RT

[WittySassBasket™ @WittySassBasket]

I'd roll into a PTA meeting with peanut butter and gluten.
Therapist: It's really for the best for you not to have kids.

[iRowlf @iRowlf]

More Americans have been murdered by tight ends playing for the New England Patriots than by refugees https://t.co/VlF5rXJD4X

[Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz]

Coming to a history textbook near you...